I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping

What if the Federation won and took all the Founders, Vorta, and Jem'Hadar prisoner? What if Weyoun 9 escaped with a baby changeling in tow? What if Weyoun had to deal with losing everything he'd ever known, being on the run, and raising a god all at once?

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Tricksters need to stick together.

Chapter one — the actual story
Chapter two — notes on where it might go if I ever add more

While Jonathan ponders his new cellmate, Joker performs a nightly ritual.

Wayne is in the middle of dinner with Roxanne when he hears it; a gut-wrenchingly loud cry of 'Metro Man!'.

When a Buzz-Bike malfunctions in the middle of one of Zach's plots, it sends him and Chris careening away into a forest. With the green Kratt unconscious and a boar closing in, can Zach survive long enough for his Zachbots to rescue them?

Who knows the old myths? The ones of mismatched socks and stale bread in pockets? The ones of names and thresholds? The ones of rice and tangled hair?

If you understand all that, you might just enjoy this fic. If you don't understand it, you might just learn something. Fey are tricky creatures, especially in the Celtic myths, so how might Owen be if he acted a tad more like what he truly is?

It had been a business deal of some sort, of that Owen was sure. He remembers watching Xanatos skillfully weave his words to gain the outcome he desired. Owen remembers these things, but the details are overwhelmed by the memories that follow.

Because Owen remembers the sound of a gun. He remembers a spray of red. He remembers watching Xanatos fall to the ground.

(No Character Death, don't worry)

Owen is always there for David Xanatos and his family, even if it's just to provide a bit of comfort. Of course, being a thousands-of-years old fey, the ways he goes about that can get a bit peculiar.

111th fic posted!

Owen is on a coffee run when he encounters a mugger.

Inspired by the following quote (though I ended up not using it, lol):
"Any last words?"
"Do you think I'm cute? Be honest."

In which Stephanie has a crisis, Jonathan is over everyone else's shit, Jervis hates Alice In Wonderland remakes, and Edward isn't allowed to watch Jeopardy anymore.

A fluffy night in for the Dork Squad (plus Stephanie). Based on some moments in my own family.