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F4: New Beginnings

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship
Quackerjack/Elmo Sputterspark
Main characters
Elmo Sputterspark Quackerjack (Disney)
Other characters
Liquidator (Disney) Reginald Bushroot Paddywhack (Disney) Mr. Banana Brain (Disney)
Other tags
Possession Consensual Possession Superheroes Alternate Universe Domestic Fluff Fluff Domestic Panic Attacks Team as Family Team Bonding Implied/Referenced Crossdressing Romance quackervolt - Freeform Dad!Liquidator Good!Paddywhack Quackerjack Doesn't Like People Seeing His Head Reginald Bushroot Has A Doctorate So does QJ! Though it doesn't come up... Not Beta Read No Betas We Fry Like Megavolt!
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3 · updated 21 Mar 2024
Stats
6,429 words12 chapters 17 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks33 readsUpdated 21 Mar 2024
Summary

A series of non-chronological stories set in the same AU.

The F4 were neither heroes nor villains, but they still had powers. One day, they get blackmailed by a mysterious Boss into being superheroes on the weekends (and sometimes Friday nights). Not really about the hero stuff, mostly just fluff between the 4.

Featuring: Good Paddywhack! But still feeds on misery, so that's a hard balance for him.

Notes

Okay, this is long but important.

Civilian identities:
Elmo
Jack
Reginald or Doc
Bud

Hero Identities:
Megavolt
Quackerjack
Nightshade
Liquidator

 

Likky's got a psychological condition that causes him to stutter when he's not being all salesman-y.

Quackerjack is a lot calmer/less moodswingy, partially due to the influence of good!Paddywhack throughout his childhood. Oh, Quacky woke Paddywhack up as a child, and the Spirit grew fond of him and decided to become his secret guardian. He didn't manage to stay secret long.

Quacky and Megs were dating, but otherwise the F4 met after being blackmailed. They're still all learning about each other.

Bushroot's bisexual.
Liquidator's straight and married.
Quackerjack's gay.
Megavolt's clueless but in love with QJ.
Paddywhack's pan, and doesn't really understand mortal concepts of preference.

Chapter 8: Paddywhack Revealed (alternatively, Misery Revealed)

Reginald and Jack have gotten into a fight (for... Some Reason), which leads to a certain secret coming to light.


I honestly can't remember why Bushy took QJ's doll. Maybe he was complaining about QJ talking to it? Or maybe he was beginning to suspect that there was something more going on? Or maybe QJ and Mr B/P were playing around and accidentally knocked some stuff over, and Bushroot's yelling at him for it? IDK (I Don't Know).

BTW, in this story if Paddywhack hasn't fed in a while and the thing he's possessing is destroyed, he's forcibly dragged back to his own realm by Magic.

//In the Greenhouse.

Jack tried to grab the doll back, but tripped in his panic, knocking into the Doctor. Reginald fell backwards, the banana shaped doll slipping out of his hand and flying through the air. The doll landed right in the open maw of the woodchipper, getting shredded in seconds.

 

An inhuman wail echoed through the greenhouse, followed by a creature appearing above the woodchipper. He was a thin duck, twice as tall as Bushroot, with long limbs and clawed hands. He wore black and white clothing that covered the top of his head, with a ruffled collar much like Jack's own. Glowing chains squeezed his middle, causing red eyes to open in what was either surprise or pain. A beakful of slimy fangs cracked open to release another screech of rage as he disappeared.

 

All was silent, everyone just staring at where the monster had appeared. A leaf blew, Reg blinked, a single spark crackled up Elmo's whiskers.

 

“Great, now I'll have to go home and sew another Banana Brain.” Jack grumbled after a minute, sighing and rubbing a hand over his eyes.

 

“What the hell was that?!” Dr Bushroot panicked, the plants around him reacting aggressively to his shock.

 

“An ancient demon named Paddywhack that feeds off misery and fear.” Elmo stretched. “He's lived in Jackie's doll since before I met him. Real troublemaker. Speaking of feeding, think he'll be strong enough to possess another doll, Jackie?”

 

“No, we'll have to get him some lunch; he hasn't fed in days.” Jackie shook his head, bouncing to his feet. “We'll bring Bushy and Drippy with us. I'm sure the four of us arguing can produce enough hurt feelings by the time I've made Whacky a new vessel.”

 

“You- You want-” Bud shook his head. “Sanity getting you down? Tired of not being possessed? No worries when you're friends with a lunatic!”

 

“Don't worry, Bud, we'll explain everything after we get to the warehouse.” Elmo started heading towards the greenhouse door.

 

Jack, having already forgotten the argument with Reg in the face of Paddywhack's plight, followed him. “Yeah, I'll tell you all about my history with Whacky. Now, where did I put his Jack-in-the-box again…?”

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QuackerWritesShit via AO3 on Chapter 12 · 2024-03-21

*Quackerjack voice* Leave him be he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-07-03

😂😂😂

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