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Incorrect Quotes: Megamind

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Megamind (2010)
Main relationship: Megamind/Roxanne Ritchi
Other relationships: Megamind & The Warden Everyone & Everyone
Main characters: Megamind (Megamind) Roxanne Ritchi
Other characters: Minion (Megamind) Metro Man (Megamind) The Warden (Megamind) Hal Stewart | Titan
Other tags: Minion is So Done (Megamind 2010) Silly Megamind is a Little Shit (Megamind) Threats Partners in Crime Family Dynamics School Gay Male Character Beards (Relationships) Mental Breakdown Hostage Situations Stupidity Metro Man Is So Done Lies Tags Are Fun There's a Tag for That Over Tagging How is there NOT a tag for that?! Sleep Deprivation Author Is Sleep Deprived The Author Regrets Nothing The Author Regrets Everything BAMF Roxanne Ritchi I just found out that BAMF stands for 'Bad Ass Mother Fucker' and now you know as well! :) Rants Future Installments Will Probably Have Less Tags Maybe - Freeform Other Additional Tags to Be Added Not Beta Read
Language: English
Originally published: 30 Sep 2024 on AO3
Stats: 1,268 words33 chapters 56 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks97 readsUpdated 30 Sep 2024

Summary

I couldn't find Megamind Incorrect Quotes ANYWHERE.

For everyone who loves this fandom and/or Incorrect Quotes, I have decided to fix this grave injustice. Enjoy! :)

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Chapter 28: Weird Rant Thing That I Didn't Write But Agree With

I found this on an Incorrect Quotes generator and actually agree with it; joking about murder isn't really okay.

What is this quote from? It seems interesting...

Metro Man: I’m a reverse necromancer!

Megamind: Isn’t that just–

Roxanne: No. Shut up. Shut the fuck up. You are literally so fucking unfunny that it hurts. It physically hurts my body knowing that people still think murder is funny. I can't believe I'm saying this but do you guys know how chronically online you all are, thinking that saying 'oOh iM a rEVeRsE nECrOmANcER i LOvE tO kiLL pEOpLe' is genuinely funny and will get everyone in the room shitting themselves from laughter?? cause it's not. It’s fucking not. In fact, it's the unfunniest fucking joke ever. Not just any joke about killing people. This one specifically. Its so unfunny and stupid. Nobody is fucking laughing at that, Metro Man. It makes you look like a greasy emo kid who has never been outside once in their life and uses tumblr religiously. Like not even the funny side of tumblr. the fucking unfunny side filled with overused jokes about murder and illegal acts. Honestly, you're so unfunny, Metro Man. Fuck you.

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Pizza_Girl via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2024-10-01

OK, that was adorable and very very Minion. But where are the rest of the words?? The stats says this is 1,198. Minion needs to say more!!

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-01

There's multiple chapters, maybe that isn't showing up for some reason? I'm glad you like it 😊

SingToYourSoul via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2024-10-01

🤣

SingToYourSoul via AO3 on Chapter 11 · 2024-10-01

👍

SingToYourSoul via AO3 on Chapter 33 · 2024-10-01

You’re FUN!

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-10-02

Aw, thanks 😊

Evilcaaaat via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2024-11-03

I loved this one ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-11-06

I'm glad you loved it! It really is one of the better quotes in here.

Evilcaaaat via AO3 on Chapter 18 · 2024-11-03

Amazing ❤️❤️

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-11-06

It fits him so well, right?

Glad you liked it. :)

Evilcaaaat via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2024-11-03

😂😂❤️❤️

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-11-06

🦸‍♂️🗑️ 😂

Glad you liked it 😊

cakesMadeOfRice via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2025-03-10

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙💙

cakesMadeOfRice via AO3 on Chapter 26 · 2025-03-10

I love this!

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2025-03-10

Oh hell yeah, Megamind chaos!

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 3 · 2025-03-10

we’ve all been there

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2025-03-10

canon
this happened, trust

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 13 · 2025-03-10

I myself am 🧡💛🤍🩵💙
🏳️‍🌈 wayne is the best

BlueDancer9000 via AO3 on Chapter 26 · 2025-03-10

SLAAAAAY

Sundannsair via AO3 on Chapter 33 · 2025-05-08

These were hilarious🤣🤣🤣

Minion: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable...
Minion: ...and assault with a deadly weapon.

Megamind: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Warden: It’s called arson and those people are called witnesses.

Especially liked these two😁😁😁

Arukir Author via AO3 2025-05-09

Thank you! I'm glad you liked them! 😊

leaf_o4 via AO3 on Chapter 33 · 2025-06-28

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