Unlucky

Chapter 1: Description/Intro

Meet Ray, he's a coyote. Ray dreams of selling his inventions in the big city of Zootopia. It shouldn't be too hard; he's brilliant, hardworking, and persistent.

Unfortunately for Ray, he's as well incredibly unlucky. And mute. And cursed.

Not many believe in magic, but Ray doesn't have the luxury of such denial. He should've died a thousand times over, but he can't. He's been run over, burnt, shredded, crushed, and many other unpleasant things. It's a blessing and a curse, one that he has no idea how he got. He just fell off a cliff as a child, and reappeared later with a little wooden sign.

That's the other part of his curse, one he disguises as a brilliant invention. It's his only way to speak, and is every bit as indestructible as him.

Over course, immortality isn't a curse. The curse is how much the universe loves testing that immortality. But Ray can deal with that. A genius can handle anything, after all. He certainly doesn't have any issues or trauma, as he will assure you, nor any lingering fears. An immortal, being afraid? Such nonsense!

But none of this will be any obstacle to his goals — sell his inventions, prove his genius, become well-known and respected far beyond Zootopia's borders.

He calculates that he'll be done by the end of the year, at most, thanks to his genius... Too bad his calculations don't account for magic birds.