Darkwing Duck Poems

Chapter 1: Herbert 'Honker' Muddlefoot

Honker. Honker. Honker. Honker. Honker Muddlefoot.

Herbert 'Honker' Muddlefoot, that was his name.

He as well went by Honk, and Speck (though just for a day).

Best friend of Gosalyn, reluctantly her sidekick.

When they're in trouble (Goz's fault), his math saves them quick.

His calculations always, always, always do the trick.

Got a bully big brother, a ditzy father and mother.

He'd rather run away, leave the fighting to another.

But if Goz calls, he's there before you can say "astrophysics".

If Goz calls, he's there with a math book and some neat tricks.

Because he's Honker. Herbert 'Honker' Muddlefoot.

Chapter 2: Gosalyn Mallard

She's got spirit

Too much spirit

Never too much

It's never too much

Lived with her grandpa

A famous inventor

Who knows what

he taught her?

Now she lives with

Darkwing Duck

Drake Mallard's her father

Badguys are outta luck

Gosalyn Mallard

She's got perfect aim

Quiverwing Quack

At the top of her game

Likes monsters and movies

Videogames and smoothies

Sports and playing with Honker

She's Drake Mallard's daughter

With her arrows she

Once caught Negaduck

Fun fact: She's a goose

She's not a duck

Became a slime pile

Fought off an alien invasion

And a tribe in the woods

She's the ever-spirited Gosalyn!

The ever-spirited Gosalyn Waddlemeyer Mallard-McQuack!