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Smurfskip (Or: How Jokey Smurf Invented Parkour)

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Other characters
Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf Original Animal Character(s) Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf Azrael (Les Schtroumpfs)
Other tags
Time Loop Groundhog Day Temporary Character Death Blood and Injury Magic Descent into Madness Angst with a Happy Ending BAMF Jokey Smurf Survival Hope Depression Pranks and Practical Jokes Parkour Squirrels Birds Bugs & Insects Bees Foxes Time Skips Tree Climbing Rock Climbing rock climbing from Hell Panic Attacks Drowning Alligators & Crocodiles Ambiguous/Open Ending Other Additional Tags to Be Added Trauma Psychological Trauma Darker than my usual stuff but ends well
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
6,137 words65 chapters 9 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks68 readsUpdated 02 Feb 2025
Summary

Jokey pranks a fox, insults the universe, and has a very bad day... over and over and over again.

Countdown until I reach 200 fics posted: 9...

Notes

Trigger warnings: Temporary character death, some blood, depression

This is a bit darker than I normally write, but I hope you enjoy this story anyways! :)

Chapter 1: [01:15]

 

Loop 1


 

Jokey is running; he does that a lot. Not every Smurf likes his pranks, after all. And not-Smurfs? Yeah, they tend to like them even less...

 

"C'mon, it was just a joke!" He protests, looking behind his shoulder at the pursuing fox. He bursts into giggles at once more seeing its bright-green fur. "Don't'ya have a sense of humor?"

 

The fox growls, speeding up. Jokey yelps, trying and failing to go faster. He's a very speedy Smurf, but that doesn't really mean much when compared to a fox. Especially since he's already been running for close to an hour, and is tiring out.

 

Jokey isn't afraid, though. Things always work out for him in the end, it's been that way for over two centuries now, so why should this time be any different? Ha, in fact, he bets he'd be perfectly fine even if he turned around right now and danced on the fox's nose! Yeah, he has nothing to worry about, the universe is just adding a little flavor to his life.

 

"Stupid universe," he giggles, making a sharp right turn between some trees, towards Blossom, "don't'ya know the joke's always funnier when it's not... on me?"

 

He freezes, blinking wide eyes at the clearing that should have his home village snuggled safely within it, filled with guards much stronger than him and more than capable of dealing with the fox. Instead, he's facing a large stone cliff, covered in glowing runes he doesn't recognize.

 

He feels hot breath on his neck. He twists around with a gasp, realizing that the fox is much too close to his face. He backs away, looking around wildly for an escape, but there isn't one; jagged rocks block him on two sides, the cliff is behind him, and he's being cornered by the fox in front.

 

"N-nice doggy-thing..." Jokey chuckles nervously, his retreat halted by cold stone pressing into his back. Surely somesmurf is going to come and rescue him now, right?

 

The fox inches closer, its golden eyes flashing, teeth bared in a menacing snarl. Jokey gulps, pressing himself into the cliff, making himself as small as possible. Somesmurf will come, a falling boulder will hit the fox, something will get him out of this!

 

...right?

9 carried over from the original posting

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