Fighting Hawks Group Chat

Chapter 1: Link Established

Establishing Fighting Hawks Communications Network Link...

Added: F-Hawk 1 (Tally-Hawk) | User: Quicksilver

Added: F-Hawk 2 (Stronghold) | User: Steelheart

Added: F-Hawk 3 (Rayzor) | User: Steelwill

Added: F-Hawk 4 (Sideman) | User: Bluegrass

Added: F-Hawk 5 (Mayday) | User: The Copper Kidd

Added: F-Hawk 6 (Sly-Bird) | User: Stargazer

Added: F-Hawk 7 (Backlash) | User: Flashback

Added: F-Hawk 8 (Gyro) | User: Hotwing

Added: F-Hawk 9 (Tailspin) | User: Moon Stryker

Link established.

[Mayday]: EPIC! Now I can finally talk. Hi guys, how's everyone doing? Great? Great! I'm doing great, and now I can tell you all about it!

[Stronghold]: Our creators are idiots.

[Rayzor]: I'm sure he'll calm down soon.

[Mayday]: You'll never guess what my User did! He BAKED!

[Tally-Hawk]: F-Hawk 5, this network is for communicating during battles and emergencies. Do not jam it with frivolous trivia.

[Mayday]: He built an oven in his room! He's so smart, I'm proud of him.

[Sideman]: Wait he wha' now? How?

[Mayday]: I got to steal the parts for it!

[Sideman]: YAH WHA' NOW?!

[Tally-Hawk]: That is against regulations, F-Hawk 5. I'm reporting you.

[Mayday]; Spoilsport!

[Flashback]: Technically there's no specific regulations regarding Fighting Birds yet...

[Gyro]: Wait, does that mean we can do whatever we want?

[Tailspin]: I'm pooping on Mon*Star's face, who's in?!!

[Rayzor]: Our creators are idiots.

[Stronghold]: Told you.

Chapter 2: Patrol Report

[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 186... clear. Patrol sector 187... clear. Patrol sector 188... clear. Patrol sec–

[Mayday]: Guys hide me I just blew up the Miraj.

[Tally-Hawk]: ...not my problem. Not my problem. Not my problem. Patrol sector 189... clear.

[Sideman]: Don' yah dare think yah can hide, yah varmint! When ah get mah talons on yah..!

[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 190... clear.

[Stronghold]: Why are you talking weird?

[Sideman]: Mah User changed mah settins.

[Stronghold]: Neat, but I was talking to Tally. We don't care about the patrol sectors, only the Users do.

[Tally-Hawk]: I am reporting in, as I was trained to. And as you should be doing. Stop jamming the communication network and go do your jobs.

[Sideman]: Ah am doin' mah job, ah'm huntin' tha idiot that blew up mah User's ship!

[Mayday]: It was an accident! Have mercy!

[Rayzor]: Fighting Hawks show no mercy!

[Stronghold]: No mercy!

[Gyro]: No mercy!

[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 191... clear.

[Backlash]: No mercy!

[Tailspin]: Guys, come on.

[Stronghold]: All the Users are grounded until the ship's repaired. No flying.

[Tailspin]: NO MERCY 

[Mayday]: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

[Tailspin]; SUFFER

[Tally-Hawk]: ...I miss being alone.

[Tailspin]: TALLY JUST SAID SOMETHING FRIVOLOUS! And really mean, actually...

[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 192... clear.

[Gyro]: Don't even try it, Tally! We know what you said, b****!

[Backlash]: We have a censor function?

[Rayzor]: Yep, we all have it pre-installed.

[Sideman]: GET BACK HERE YAH FECKIN' VARMINT, SO'S AH C'N TEAR YER TALONS OFF AN' FEED 'EM TAH YAH!

[Stronghold]: Most of us, anyways.

[Mayday]: Someone HELP ME

[Gyro]: ...nah. This is way too f***ing funny.

Chapter 3: Old Introductions

[Sly-Bird]: What is this?

[Stronghold]: A communications network.

[Sly-Bird]: Where are the Users?

[Rayzor]: No Users, just us.

[Sly-Bird]; Why?

[Tally-Hawk]: To better coordinate our efforts in assisting the Users and patrolling Limbo.

[Mayday]: For fun, so we can get to know each other better! I'm May, my User is Copper Kidd — he's the smart one.

[Rayzor]: Excuse me???

[Stronghold]: Our Users are 100x smarter than your monkey boy.

[Mayday]: 1) that's speciest. 2) MY MONKEY BOY IS BEST YOU TAKE THAT BACK.

[Sly-Bird]: ...I can see stars through the window.

[Tailspin]: We're in space.

[Sly-Bird]: There's a lamp on my User's desk.

[Tailspin]; ...okay?

[Sly-Bird]: My wings are flapping.

[Gyro]: Yeah I don't think he understands how this works.

[Sly-Bird]: I am entering the control room. There are lights.

[Tally-Hawk]: None of you understands how this works. That's the problem.

[Sly-Bird]: I'm landing on a console. My User is petting my head.

[Mayday]: How are the pettings?

[Sly-Bird]: They're nice.

[Tally-Hawk]: THIS ISN'T WHAT THIS NETWORK IS FOR, STOP IT.

[Sly-Bird]: Happy bird. :)

Chapter 4: Search And Rescue

[Mayday]; SOS

[Sideman]: Wha' did'yah do this time?

[Mayday]: My User's unconscious, bleeding in three areas, no permanent damage detected. The Space Racer is not operational, we have no way to retreat.

[Backlash]: Are you serious?

[Mayday]: Buzzsaw's closing in and the HawkHaven Communication Network is being jammed. Guys, get your Users over here before mine bleeds out.

[Tally-Hawk]: Report location F-Hawk 5. Everyone else, start sending SOS frequencies to your Users.

[Mayday]: Our location is Patrol Sector 257, on one of the big asteroids. Damage report, my right wing's damaged.

[Tailspin]: What, when? How?

[Mayday]: Buzzsaw's trying to get to my User and he doesn't like that I'm not letting him. Guys... I'm scared.

[Sideman]: We're comin', little fella, hold on.

[Stronghold]: Bad news, the Miraj is still too damaged to fly. It's going to take our Users a while to get to you, May...

[Tally-Hawk]: F-Hawk 2, F-Hawk 3, go to F-Hawk 5's location and provide backup. F-Hawk 4, F-Hawk 6, assist in repairing the Miraj. Remaining F-Hawks, try to lead your Users to the incident location with their in-body jets.

[Backlash]: What about you?

[Tally-Hawk]: I'm going to Brim*Star to see if I can gather any intel to help our Users make Mon*Star recall Buzzsaw. Do all F-Hawks understand their orders?

[Stronghold]: Affirmative, F-Hawk 1. Deploying.

[Rayzor]: Affirmative, F-Hawk 1. Deploying.

[Sideman]: Affirmative, F-Hawk 1. Deployin'.

[Sly-Bird]: Affirmative, F-Hawk 1. Deploying.

[Backlash]: Affirmative, F-Hawk 1. Deploying.

[Gyro]: Affirmative, F-Hawk 1. Deploying.

[Tailspin]: Affirmative, F-Hawk 1. Deploying.

[Mayday]: What are my orders?

[Tally-Hawk]: What they always are — protect your User.

[Mayday]: I'll try my best, but Buzzsaw caught my other wing... I can't–

[Tally-Hawk]: Just hold on, Mayday. We're coming. You're going to be fine. That's an order.

[Mayday]: ...affirmative, F-Hawk 1.

[Mayday]: How long do I have to stay in HawkHaven, again?

[Stronghold]: Until we're done testing your new wings. Just be patient.

[Mayday]: But I'm BORED

[Rayzor]: You should've thought of that before you and your User went joyriding in Mob territory.

[Mayday]: Fair point. Counterpoint — WE WERE BORED.