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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Communications Frequency

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
Main relationship
The Doctor & The Doctor's TARDIS
Other relationships
The Doctor & himselves (and herself) The Doctor & The Doctor
Main characters
The Doctor (Doctor Who) The Doctor's TARDIS
Other characters
Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who) Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who) Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
Other tags
Crack Texting The Doctor's Incarnations (Doctor Who) Are Siblings Not actually but like they so are except for one tiny joke about selfcest which is wrong but so funny Warning for Twelve's desire to just Not Regenerate
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
2,074 words16 chapters 47 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks40 readsUpdated 14 May 2025
Summary

The 13th Doctor figures out a way to communicate with four of her previous incarnations. Chaos ensues.

The incorrect quotes Doctor Who chat fic you didn't know you needed!

Notes

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Chapter 1

'DOCTOR13' HAS CREATED GROUP CHAT

 

GROUP CHAT HAS BEEN NAMED 'HELL YES I DID IT'

 

'DOCTOR9', 'DOCTOR10', 'DOCTOR11', AND 'DOCTOR12' HAVE BEEN ADDED TO 'HELL YES I DID IT' GROUP CHAT

 

'DOCTOR13' HAS UPDATED NICKNAMES

 

'DOCTOR9' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'BUZZCUT'

'DOCTOR10' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'TRENCHCOAT'

'DOCTOR11' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'BOWTIE'

'DOCTOR12' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'EYEBROWS'

'DOCTOR13' HAS BEEN NICKNAMED 'GIRLY'

 

[Girly]

(HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I DID!!! 😜 😜 😜)

 

[Eyebrows]

(What the fuck is this?)

 

[Bowtie]

(WE GET NAMES??!)

(💖🎀💖)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(Why am I called Trenchcoat?)

(I don't wear it THAT often, do I?)

 

[Buzzcut]

(Who are you people???)

 

[Girly]

(We're you!! 😃😃😃)

 

[Bowtie]

(Wait we are??)

 

[Eyebrows]

(How the fuck did you do this)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(I'm ten which numbers are you guys?)

(Nvrmnd just saw the original names)

 

[Buzzcut]

(No one answer that we can't affect our own history like this)

(Aw fuck)

 

[Bowtie]

(We have a 13th??!)

 

[Eyebrows]

(Not if I have anything to say about it)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(Are we okay?)

 

[Girly]

(We get better, don't worry)

 

[Bowtie]

(Wait he comes right after me)

(How do I get that depressed???)

 

[Eyebrows]

(Shut up I'm not THAT depressed)

 

[Bowtie]

(You shut up)

 

[Eyebrows]

(No YOU shut up!)

 

[Buzzcut]

(Both of you shut up)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(13 this is hilarious you're a GENIUS)

 

[Girly]

(Thanks 🤣🤣🤣)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(Wait 'girly'?)

(Are we a girl???)

 

[Girly]

(Spoilers 🤫 😉)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(At least tell me that one of you is ginger)

 

[Girly]

(Sorry buddy 🙁)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(OH COME ON)

47 carried over from the original posting

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