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Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Communications Frequency

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
Main relationship
The Doctor & The Doctor's TARDIS
Other relationships
The Doctor & himselves (and herself) The Doctor & The Doctor
Main characters
The Doctor (Doctor Who) The Doctor's TARDIS
Other characters
Ninth Doctor (Doctor Who) Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who) Eleventh Doctor (Doctor Who) Twelfth Doctor (Doctor Who) Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
Other tags
Crack Texting The Doctor's Incarnations (Doctor Who) Are Siblings Not actually but like they so are except for one tiny joke about selfcest which is wrong but so funny Warning for Twelve's desire to just Not Regenerate
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
2,074 words16 chapters 47 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks56 readsUpdated 14 May 2025
Summary

The 13th Doctor figures out a way to communicate with four of her previous incarnations. Chaos ensues.

The incorrect quotes Doctor Who chat fic you didn't know you needed!

Notes

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Chapter 7

[Buzzcut]

(Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?)

 

[Girly]

(Wait, what’s the difference again?)

 

[Buzzcut]

(One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire. 🔥🔥🔥)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(OH MY GODS I REMEMBER THAT 😂😂😂)

 

[Sexy]

[I'm going to have to/I had to filter out smoke for WEEKS 🤬]

 

[Bowtie]

(Ah, the folly of youth)

 

[Buzzcut]

(I'm not young!)

(I'm over 900 years old already!)

 

[Eyebrows]

(Awww, he thinks he's all gwown up)

 

[Girly]

(How adorable 🥰)

 

[Buzzcut]

(Fuck all of you)

(Wait)

(WAIT WAIT WAIT)

(Hey, guys...)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(NO DON'T YOU EVEN SUGGEST IT YOU FILTHY CRRATURE)

 

[Bowtie]

(Says the guy who had a threesome with a zygon)

 

[Buzzcut]

(Please tell me we didn't/don't)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(IT WASN'T LIKE THAT)

(11 STOP SAYING THAT 😭)

 

[Bowtie]

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(STOP IT)

 

[Buzzcut]

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

(TEN KISSED/KISSES A BIG SLIMY SUCKER FACE)

 

[Trenchcoat]

(The others are bullying me!)

 

[Sexy]

(Doctor stop bullying yourself)

 

[Girly]

(They aren't saying anything that isn't true, tho)

 

[Sexy]

(NOW Doctor)

 

[Bowtie]

(Oh fine)

 

[Eyebrows]

(You're no fun)

 

[Buzzcut]

(Wait that means I'm going to kiss a big slimy sucker face)

(NOOO 😭)

 

[Girly]

(Yeah but you do a bunch of cool stuff right after that)

 

[Buzzcut]

(Really? Like what?)

 

[Girly]

(Like go to Gallifrey and–)

(Oh, whoop, spoilers 🤫)

 

[Buzzcut]

(You BITCH)

47 carried over from the original posting

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