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Summary
Incorrect Quotes with the general Smurf village population!
Notes
AU notes: There are girl Smurfs but they're rarer than boys, Papa's name is Alchemist (Brainy and Smurfette still call him Papa because they're his kids), and Smurf Village is called Blossom. Enjoy :)
Tailor: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 1 · 2025-06-17
Brainy realising he was not cut out to be a leader (yet) is one of my favourite tropes😁
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
I'm glad you like it.
I honestly don't think Brainy is meant to be a leader. I think he would live a happier life cooped up in a library researching whatever he wants and occasionally out-mad-sciencing Handy, if he could just stop being insecure and copying Papa in an attempt to gain respect...
Anyways, glad you like it!
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Sundannsairvia AO32025-06-20
Agree, with time as he grows in wisdom I believe he could manage a short-term situation as a leader, as if in an emergency, but to be THE leader, no, that's not for him.
Out-mad-sciencing, so true🤣🤣🤣 Never let those two put aside their differences and join their forces for a "genius" idea. Ever.😁
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 4 · 2025-06-17
Hefty: You have the right to remain silent, Harmony. What you lack is the capacity. 😁
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
😂
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 8 · 2025-06-17
Brainy: Just kick me out of the Village as usual, this is way more unsettling anyway.😁
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
😂
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 15 · 2025-06-17
Flirty strikes again, yess, go my boi😁
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
Flirty is the best 😁
Glad you're enjoying.
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 20 · 2025-06-17
Omg, this is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 21 · 2025-06-17
🤣🤣🤣
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 22 · 2025-06-17
I love how berserk Handy can be when he overdoes himself😁
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
Ikr? 😂
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 31 · 2025-06-17
This is hilarious🤣🤣🤣 To be honest, sweet Poet is more than capable of pulling a stunt like this😁
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
Poet is entirely capable of doing this 😂
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 34 · 2025-06-17
Persnickety
I love this word, sounds so whimsy😊
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
It really is a fun word.
Glad you're enjoying.
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 44 · 2025-06-17
Smooth😏
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 45 · 2025-06-17
Classic🤣🤣🤣
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 48 · 2025-06-17
This could be my motto on my harder days😅
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 49 · 2025-06-17
Definitely🤣🤣🤣 I loved that episode. Poor Scaredy, though🤣🤣🤣 Handy is giving off just as much mad scientist vibes as Brainy, he's just more practical.
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
Handy is a down-to-earth, entirely practical lunatic with a mallet who once added fireballs to a robot meant to take care of Baby.
Everyone is incredibly lucky he's too busy keeping the town from collapsing to really work on his personal projects.
Glad you're enjoying!
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Sundannsairvia AO32025-06-20
But of course he added, who wouldn't? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe that's the reason the others overwhelm him on an everyday basis with such minor repairs, because they fear his true powers😁
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Sundannsairvia AO3on Chapter 52 · 2025-06-17
Ooooooooo!!!!!!! ×mic drop× This was an amazing pun🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really loved these incorrect quotes, they were so much fun to read! Thank you for sharing them with us! (And if there will be part 2, I'll be here to enjoy them!) ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
You know, with Blossom being the village's name in this and Smurfblossom existing in this...I can imagine some confusion when someone asks where's Blossom as in where is the town and someone answers as if they're asking about Smurfblossom.
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32025-06-20
I kinda dislike how the female Smurfs have Smurf+plant names, so I ignore that, but that scenario is hilarious. 😂
Vanity: I am, without a doubt, the hottest Smurf in Blossom. Smurfette, smirking: You do realize I was literally created to be irresistible, right? Vanity: Yes, well, you were made by Gargamel. And we all know how his spells usually turn out...
Emotional damage! CRITICAL!
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Comments carried over from AO3 (16)
These were left on the original AO3 posting and are shown as they appeared there.
Brainy realising he was not cut out to be a leader (yet) is one of my favourite tropes😁
I'm glad you like it.
I honestly don't think Brainy is meant to be a leader. I think he would live a happier life cooped up in a library researching whatever he wants and occasionally out-mad-sciencing Handy, if he could just stop being insecure and copying Papa in an attempt to gain respect...
Anyways, glad you like it!
Agree, with time as he grows in wisdom I believe he could manage a short-term situation as a leader, as if in an emergency, but to be THE leader, no, that's not for him.
Out-mad-sciencing, so true🤣🤣🤣 Never let those two put aside their differences and join their forces for a "genius" idea. Ever.😁
Hefty: You have the right to remain silent, Harmony. What you lack is the capacity.
😁
😂
Brainy: Just kick me out of the Village as usual, this is way more unsettling anyway.😁
😂
Flirty strikes again, yess, go my boi😁
Flirty is the best 😁
Glad you're enjoying.
Omg, this is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I love how berserk Handy can be when he overdoes himself😁
Ikr? 😂
This is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
To be honest, sweet Poet is more than capable of pulling a stunt like this😁
Poet is entirely capable of doing this 😂
Persnickety
I love this word, sounds so whimsy😊
It really is a fun word.
Glad you're enjoying.
Smooth😏
Classic🤣🤣🤣
This could be my motto on my harder days😅
Definitely🤣🤣🤣 I loved that episode. Poor Scaredy, though🤣🤣🤣 Handy is giving off just as much mad scientist vibes as Brainy, he's just more practical.
Handy is a down-to-earth, entirely practical lunatic with a mallet who once added fireballs to a robot meant to take care of Baby.
Everyone is incredibly lucky he's too busy keeping the town from collapsing to really work on his personal projects.
Glad you're enjoying!
But of course he added, who wouldn't? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Maybe that's the reason the others overwhelm him on an everyday basis with such minor repairs, because they fear his true powers😁
Ooooooooo!!!!!!! ×mic drop×
This was an amazing pun🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I really loved these incorrect quotes, they were so much fun to read! Thank you for sharing them with us!
(And if there will be part 2, I'll be here to enjoy them!)
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
There's a part 2 and 3 now. 😁
I'm so glad you enjoyed this fic 😊
Yass!!!! I'm gonna read them so hard!😍
You know, with Blossom being the village's name in this and Smurfblossom existing in this...I can imagine some confusion when someone asks where's Blossom as in where is the town and someone answers as if they're asking about Smurfblossom.
I kinda dislike how the female Smurfs have Smurf+plant names, so I ignore that, but that scenario is hilarious. 😂
I'm glad you're enjoying! 😊
Vanity: I am, without a doubt, the hottest Smurf in Blossom.
Smurfette, smirking: You do realize I was literally created to be irresistible, right?
Vanity: Yes, well, you were made by Gargamel. And we all know how his spells usually turn out...
Emotional damage! CRITICAL!
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