Core Four

Chapter 1: Chicken

Clumsy: Tha' dress smurfs great on yah, Smurfette.

Smurfette: Thanks, Clumsy.

Clumsy: But ah bet it would smurf even bettah on Hefty's floor.

Hefty: Are you hitting on Smurfette... for me??

Brainy: Well somesmurf has to, and we all know you're too scared to do it yourself.

Hefty: I am not scared!

Brainy: Prove it, then.

Hefty: I will! [turns to Smurfette and starts intensely flirting]

Clumsy and Brainy: [high-four]

Chapter 2: Tutor

Clumsy: How do yah smurf how tah kiss? Who teaches yah?

Brainy: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Brainy: Would you like me to tutor you?

Hefty: That was smooth.

Chapter 3: Dinner

Brainy: Okay, but what if we smurfed to dinner not as friends this time?

Clumsy, upset: AS ENEMIES?!

Brainy: ...I'm in love with an idiot.

Clumsy, clueless: Really? Who?

Chapter 4: When You Try Too Hard To Nerd

Smurfette, sniffing a flower: This is my favorite part about smurfing outside.

Brainy: My favorite part of smurfing outside is smurfing back inside.

Brainy: And riding my smurfway.

Brainy: And smurfing Clumsy's rock garden.

Smurfette: ...

Brainy: Huh, maybe I like outside more than I thought...

Chapter 5: Playing Twister

Brainy: Right hand red.

Hefty: [ends up on top of Smurfette]

Smurfette: You're smurfing this on purpose, aren't you?

Brainy: I stopped spinning 15 minutes and 45 seconds ago.

Brainy: Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice sooner.

Clumsy, tumbling into the room: Hey, guys! Oooh, twister! C'n ah pl–?

Brainy, Hefty, and Smurfette: No!

Chapter 6: Cute

Brainy, holding up a pack of pencils: These are kinda cute.

Hefty: Dude, you smurfed so gay just then.

Brainy: ...

Brainy: Hefty, I've been smurfing Clumsy for two years.

Hefty: Oh, right...

Chapter 7: Brainy In A Nutshell 3

Brainy: I’m a multitasker.

Brainy: I can supervise fifteen Smurfs at once!

Chapter 8: I Love That Clumsy's Special Talent Is Absolutely Insane, He Deserves Such Awesomeness

Smurfette: Heeey, Clumsy, watcha got there..?

Clumsy, riding a fire-breathing Dragonfly and sipping a drink: A smoothie~

Chapter 9: No Pupils

Brainy: [muttering insane calculations while try to solve a problem]

Brainy, pausing: Okay, can you try not to smurf your eyes at me? It's distracting.

Hefty: We don't have pupils. And you weren't even smurfing at me!

Brainy: You were still smurfing them, though.

Hefty: ...okay, fair.

Chapter 10: Important Dates

Hefty: We had a date!

Smurfette: [aggressively points to half-finished flower crown]

Hefty: Okay, good reason.

Hefty, pouting: But I want to spend time with you!

Smurfette and Hefty spend the rest of the day making flower crowns.

Brainy: We had a date!

Clumsy: Gee, sorry Brainy, ah guess ah got a little too smurfed up in mah book.

Brainy, taking the book from him: What book could possibly make you forget our–

Book: [Wise Quotes Of Brainy Smurf, By Brainy Smurf, Volume III]

Brainy, tearing up: Oh.

Brainy spends the rest of the day reading his books out loud to a happy Clumsy.

Chapter 11: Brainy In A Nutshell 4

Brainy: Being smart has never smurfed me from being a complete smurfing idiot.

Chapter 12: Same Here, Brains, Same Here

Brainy: I am neither an early bird nor a night owl; I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.

Smurfette: Are you okay..?

Brainy, shrugging: No. Why?

Chapter 13: When You've Known Someone Far Too Long

Hefty: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Brainy: ...you don't mean benevolence, do you?

Hefty, cracking his knuckles: No, I do not.

Chapter 14: Smurfcon 1

Hefty: I'm never having a debate with Brainy again.

Smurfette: Why not?

Hefty: He literally started his argument with "Riddle me this."

Smurfette: ...

Smurfette, panicking: Papa! Brainy's smurfing Batman again!!

Chapter 15: Mean (But Fair)

Hefty: I just had the best conversation with Brainy!

Smurfette, disbelieving: Really??

Hefty: No, of course not.

Chapter 16: But Why Does This Work So Well???

Brainy, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Hefty: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Smurfette: I personally was created in a lab.

Clumsy: Papa says a stork brought me.

Chapter 17: Game Night

Smurfette, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Hefty, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Brainy, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Clumsy, trembling: What're we playin'?!

Chapter 18: Brainy Has Self Confidence Issues (Don't Worry, He Gets Over Them Eventually)

Smurfette: Name something you believed in as a Smurfling that you no longer do as an adult.

Brainy, in his head: Myself.

Brainy, out loud: Nothing, I've always been far too intelligent to believe falsehoods.

Hefty: Didn't you use to think that Smurflings came from–

Brainy: SHUT UP

Chapter 19: Clumsy's Gone On A Trip (lol) For A Few Days

Smurfette: Brainy won’t come out of his room!

Hefty: Just tell him I said something.

Smurfette: Like what?

Hefty: Anything factually incorrect.

Smurfette, shrugging: If you say so.

Brainy, arriving moments later: Did you just smurf the sun is a PLANET???

Chapter 20: Accidents Happen

The demon Clumsy summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!

Clumsy, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: Ah don’ know!! Yah were suppose'ta be smurfberry soup!

Chapter 21: Gatorade

Hefty: Advice of the day kids! if you ever smurf somesmurf who calls Smurfberry Juice flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a smurfified nerd.

Smurfette: Yeah, but you have to smurfify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just smurf blue because there’s more than one blue.

Hefty: Blue and light blue. Nice try, nerd.

Brainy: Observe, Clumsy; this is why I'm the only one allowed to smurf Papa with potions.

Clumsy: 'Cause Smurfberry Juice flavors have dumb names?

Brainy: ...

Brainy: Technically no, but yes.

Chapter 22: Calling In Reinforcements (She's A Girl With A Plan)

Smurfette: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Hefty: How can you still say that?

Smurfette: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have...

[explosions and screaming in the distance]

Smurfette: ...and I may have asked Jokey for help.

Chapter 23: How Many Tall Objects Can Clumsy Fall Off Of And/Or Into Before Hefty Snaps?

Hefty: [walks into room, carrying Clumsy with one arm] Hey.

Brainy: Why are you..?

Hefty, tired in the way only one who has had a very long day can be: He lost walking privileges.

Chapter 24: Smurfcuts, Whoo-Ooh

Smurfette: Still not over how yesterday when my bird landed, Pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because he took some "smurfcuts".

Smurfette: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???

Chapter 25: Ride-Or-Smurf (And Complain Every Step Of The Way)

Hefty: See, bro? It's not really smurfing in if Security HELPS us smurf in.

Brainy: Do I need to explain the law to you, Hefty?

Hefty: I mean, you can try, but...

Hefty, shrugging: It's probably not going to change anything, to be honest.

Chapter 26: Exactly How That One Episode Went

Clumsy: Brainy, yah're mah best friend.

Brainy, tearing up: O-oh. Well, I, uh... I mean... You're my... Too.

Clumsy, hugging him: Ah know. :)

Chapter 27: Clumsy Heart

Brainy: What the smurf are you doing?

Clumsy, giving his raincoat to a duckling: They live outside. They need it.

Chapter 28: The Origin Of Snapshot Bug

Hefty, very seriously: You need to stop smurfing weird things to cope with the stress, bro. Smurfing outside might help.

Brainy: I smurfed to the forest today.

Hefty: There you go! I hope you got something from that.

Brainy, taking off his hat: This ladybug.

Hefty: W-what..?

Snappybug: [happy beetle noises]

Chapter 29: Jenga, The Destroyer Of Friendships

Young Smurfette: Is Brainy always like this when he loses?

Young Hefty: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 1740.

Young Brainy: You smurfed the table and you know it!

Chapter 30: R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Hefty, gesturing to Brainy and Clumsy: Respect my wimpy homies or I’m gonna identify as a smurfing problem.

Chapter 31: Based On An Interaction I Actually Had

Smurfette, wearing Brainy's glasses: Wow, your eyesight is HORRIBLE.

Brainy: I know.

Brainy: That's why I smurf glasses