32 sparksChapter 1: Canon
Bruno, singing: ♪Seven foot frame, rats along his back–♪
Camilo: Ay dios mío, STOP
Bruno, singing louder: ♪When he calls your name, it all fades to black!♪
Camilo: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT!!
Chapter 2: Sibling, Centaurs, Shenanigans
And then they immediately get caught, because Bruno has over 46 years of experience functioning during mindbreaks.
Dolores: We need to distract Tio Bruno.
Camilo: Leave it to me.
Camilo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects.
Bruno: [immediately has a mindbreak]
Antonio: Actually, to be insects they'd also have to–
Camilo: Shut up and move it before his brain fixes itself.
Chapter 3: His Entire Personality
Pretty much the lesson of the movie, now that I think about it...
Camilo: Mirabel likes to say ‘you can be part of the problem or part of the solution', but I happen to believe you can be both.
Chapter 4: Irresistible Adorableness
Isabela: WHO ATE MY CUPCAKE?!
Isabela: I'M GOING TO FUCKING–
Antonio: I did it.
Isabela: –kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating enough today, Tonito.
Isabela: [kisses his forehead and walks away]
Antonio: ...
Antonio: She's gone, hermano.
Camilo, coming out of the closet with frosting on his face: Thank you!
Chapter 5: No, Wait, THIS Is His Entire Personality
Camilo: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Bruno: Why not 24/7?
Camilo: Snack breaks.
Chapter 6: Visions
Bruno: Things will get better!
Encanto Villagers, hopeful: ...really?
Bruno: Okay, no.
Bruno: BUT, they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!
Chapter 7: Maybe His Personality Is Complex
Mirabel: Can you be serious for five minutes?
Camilo: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Chapter 8: I'm Done With The Personality Thing, This One's Called 'Busted'
Camilo: This is so much fun, it should be illegal!
Alma, coming out of nowhere: It is.
Camilo: ...if I shift into Dolores right now, will you blame her instead?
Alma: No.
Camilo, shrugging: Eh, worth a shot.
Chapter 9: That's It, That's The First ¾ Of The Movie
Mirabel: How are you today?
Everyone else in the family: Please don’t make me think about my life.
Chapter 10: Rude
Camilo: I don’t mean to be rude–
Bruno, entirely serious: Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
Chapter 11: Rats
You notice that none of the Madrigals go to school? I like that.
Mirabel: I was voted “friendliest classmate” in high school.
Camilo: I was voted “most likely to become a clown".
Bruno: I was voted “most likely to get rabies".
Mirabel and Camilo: ...
Camilo: Yeah, he wins.
Mirabel: Yep.
Chapter 12: A Brief Explanation Of Their Personalities
//The family is shopping, and a child starts crying in the market
Isabela: [rolls eyes to the sky]
Dolores: [puts on earmuffs and runs away]
Pepa: [too busy dealing with her own mental health to notice]
Bruno: [starts crying too because he's the reason they're crying]
Julieta and Agustin: [forget to do anything to help because they're too busy cooing at the memory of their own kids being that age]
Antonio: [starts crying in the sacred toddler ritual of sympathy]
Felix: [panics because Antonio's crying]
Luisa: [is paralyzed from not knowing what to do]
Alma: [tells the baby to stop crying for the sake of its mother]
Mirabel: [pushes most of her family away from the scene so the mother can calm her child without a bunch of crazy magic people making the baby more upset]
Camilo: [makes funny faces and successfully cheers them up]
Chapter 13: I Lied, I'm Not Done With The Personality Thing, This Is His Personality
Isabela: Why are you always trying to aggravate everyone?
Camilo: To relax.
Chapter 14: Exactly What Happened
Alma: I left instructions for everyone for Antonio's Gift Ceremony.
Mirabel: Mine just says "Mirabel no."
Alma: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Chapter 15: I Actually View Alma A Lot Better Than This, This Is Just Really Funny
Alma: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?
Mirabel: THAT DOESN'T APPLY TO HUGS
Chapter 16
Someone, to the family: I’d die for you.
Pepa, having a bad day: Then perish.
Alma, sad: You will.
Bruno, upset: Please don’t.
Camilo, distracted: Cool.
Luisa, entirely serious: I’d die for you first.
Chapter 17
Camilo: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?!
Isabela, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.
Chapter 18: I'm So Glad I Didn't Stop The Personality Thing, Because May I Present
He's a shapeshifting teenaged boy, his appetite is through the roof, half his personality is food and ways to procure it — you cannot change my mind.
Mirabel: Please can we stop fighting?
Camilo: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it, and I'll forgive you.
Mirabel: I got food.
Camilo, grinning: You know me so well.
Chapter 19: Before The Movie
Camilo: You worried about how Tio Bruno's handling the renovations? He seemed pretty panicked about his hidey hole being discovered...
Dolores: Yeah, he knocked on my wall in the middle of the night and just muttered, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"
Camilo: And what'd you say?
Dolores: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."
Camilo: ...
Camilo: He's lucky to have you as a confidant.
Chapter 20: You Know I Have To Do It: Precisely His Personality
Camilo: Do you guys want to see a butterfly?
Mirabel: Ooh, yes please!
Isabela, taking care of her plants: I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!
Camilo: It's not a bug though...
Isabela: ...
Mirabel: ...
Isabela: Well I still don't want to see.
Mirabel, realizing: Please don't throw–
Camilo: Whee! [throws a stick of butter]
Chapter 21: Club Insomnia
Dolores: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Camilo: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Bruno: Kid, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Mirabel: You guys are terrifying.
Chapter 22: Bonding
Camilo: I can beat anyone in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.
Bruno: Rock.
Camilo: Paper.
Bruno: [gasps]
Chapter 23: Having A Fight As 4yo's
Camilo: Anything else?
Mirabel: Yeah. Stay away from me!
Camilo: Alright. See you in the room we share.
Chapter 24: Sweet Baby, Protect Him
Bruno: [is curled in a corner crying]
Julieta: Hermano? What's wrong?
Bruno, sobbing: The rats like Antonio's room better than mine!
Chapter 25: The Rats Told Me Everything: How Antonio Found Bruno And Mirabel
Rat: ...then The Green One Who Gives Snuggles opened up the great caves within the walls and led my brethren into hiding to protect The Butterfly Without Wings.
Antonio: Uh-huh. And you went with him because..?
Rat: He had given us many snuggles and snackies over the years, we wanted to help him in turn.
Rat: He was sad. He needed us.
Antonio: Makes sense to me. Where is he now?
Rat: The Green One and The Butterfly are talking in the Comfy Cave.
Antonio: Can you lead me there?
Rat: Why would I?
Antonio: I want to meet my Tio Bruno.
Rat: Hmm...
Antonio: And I'm told I'm very huggable, so I'm sure I'll cheer him up!
Rat: He has often talked of wanting to hold the tiny humans...
Rat: Okay, follow me!
Chapter 26: Ta-da! The Entire Movie!
Mirabel: You've given us all intense anxiety.
Alma: No I haven't.
Mirabel: Here, I'll show you.
Mirabel, to the family: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!
The Family: [silence]
Mirabel: See?
Alma: You didn’t clap either.
Mirabel: ...
Mirabel: Yeah, well, neither did you.
Alma: ...
Mirabel: ...
The Family: ...
Mirabel: Group hug and we all forgive each other?
Everyone: Sounds good to me.
Chapter 27: A Less Brief Explanation Of Their Personalities
Mirabel: For security reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you're going to react accordingly.
Mirabel: Everyone ready?
Family: Ready.
Mirabel: If you don't want to die, give me all of your money.
Family: We don't have any money, we get everything for free.
Family: Or technically in exchange for service, actually.
Mirabel: ...if you don't want to die, give me all of your valuables.
Alma: I carry no valuables.
Pepa, thunder rumbling: You've fucked around, and now you're about to find out.
Felix: What she said.
Bruno: I'm sorry, but I only carry salt and matches on me. Please don't be mad.
Bruno: Oh, and rats, but I'm not giving those up.
Isabela: Vine whip, go!
Luisa: I throw the bad guy.
Dolores: Go away right now and maybe your secrets will remain safe.
Julieta: You look upset, dear, do you want to sit down and talk about this?
Agustin, opening his wallet: I think I still have those coins I found last week, give me a second...
Antonio, smiling sweetly and making his eyes really big: Do you want to meet my jaguar?
Bruno: Wait, miérd– miércoles, I forgot that my rats can bite.
Bruno: Can I change my answer?
Camilo, shifting into Luisa: I throw the bad guy.
Mirabel: You don't have Luisa's strength, primo.
Camilo, shapeshifting into Isabela: I seduce the bad guy.
Isabela: I punch the moron.
Chapter 28: That's It, That's The Movie
Literally every character in the movie: Self-care is suppressing all of your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large carts.
Chapter 29: Antonio Is A Ray Of Sunshine, Just Ask Pepa
//Mirabel is casually searching around the room
Agustin: Hey sweetie, what’re you looking for?
Mirabel: My reason for getting up in the morning.
Antonio: [walks into the room]
Mirabel: Oh, there it is.
Chapter 30: Principles
Camilo: Mirabel, I am nothing if not a man of principle.
Mirabel: I need you to pretend to be me so I can break into Tio Bruno's room and steal a vision he specifically told me I cannot see under any circumstances.
Camilo: Normal you, or having-a-breakdown-so-everyone-is-distracted-comforting-you you?
Mirabel: Go with whatever feels right.
Camilo: This is why I like you, Mira, you understand creative freedom. When should I do it?
Mirabel: Just between lunch and dinner should work, especially if you can keep Tio Bruno from going to his room.
Camilo: Got it.
Mirabel: Thanks.
Camilo: Anytime, prima.
Chapter 31: Therapy
Mirabel: What makes you all smile?
Julieta: Friends and Family.
Camilo: Snacks.
Isabela: Victory and success.
Bruno, panicking: Face muscles?
Chapter 32: The Rats Are Bruno's Confidants And Antonio's Spies
Camilo, watching Casita burn down: ...
Camilo: [starts filming] Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
Bruno: [wakes up gasping and sweating]
Bruno, relieved: Oh, it was just a dream.
Bruno: ...
Bruno, eyes wide: Dios, por favor, let that not be a prophecy.
Camilo, the next morning: Hey, did you hear that a stall in town is selling something called a 'video phone'?
Bruno: [faints]
Camilo, handing money to Antonio: How in the world did you know that would happen? What even is a 'video phone'?
Antonio, with a rat on his shoulder: Beats me.
Chapter 33: Dolores Snitched On Him
Luisa: [finds Bruno meditating outside around midnight] Tio Bruno.
Bruno: Oh, hey Luis– hey!
Luisa, calmly dragging Bruno towards the house: Go to bed. This is no longer a request, this is now a Threat.
Chapter 34: Future Knowledge Can Be Fun
Pepa, near tears: Please, hermano, I don’t speak 'me-am'! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Bruno: It's 'meme'. Yeet! [throws himself off the balcony and lands dramatically on a couch]
Chapter 35: Attack Rats
Pepa: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the rats?
Bruno: They need to learn how to protect us.
Chapter 36: Siblings
Julieta: How do you want your coffee?
Bruno: Black, like my soul.
Julieta: ...
Julieta: Hermano, your soul is a latte with sprinkles.
Bruno: Ooh, a latte sounds good!
Bruno: But no sprinkles, I'm watching my weight.
Chapter 37: Club Scouts
Julieta: Pepa likes to win. When we were 8, a little Club Scout friend of hers bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Julieta: Damned if my hermana didn't walk the village till she got blisters on her feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Bruno: Best part is, we weren't even in the Club Scouts.
Chapter 38: My Favorite Out Of All Of These, Seriously
Felix: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.
Agustin: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.
Pepa: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.
Julieta: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.
Bruno, eyes glowing green: Actually, he escapes about 150 years from now. Don't worry, though, he doesn't reach the Encanto.
Everyone: ...
Bruno, eyes normal: D-did I not understand the game? I'm just joking guys, he's not real, please don't be upset–
Julieta: Hermano, no, that was perfect.
Bruno: Really? Oh, but that means I ruined it just now...
Agustin: Eh, don't worry, we can just talk about his minions frozen on Easter island.
Pepa: How my hermana ever fell for someone so estúpido, I'll never know.
Pepa: Those aren't his minions, they're his eggs!
Felix: Eggs?
Pepa, nodding: Each one will eventually hatch into a four-headed beast, just like him!
Julieta: But who's the mom?
Bruno: Dios mio, hermana, you can't just ask who a statue's eggs' mom is!
Bruno: Obviously it's, uh... Help.
Agustin: The lady liberty!
Everyone: [sounds of agreement and laughter]
Chapter 39: At Least He Gets Some Sleep
Bruno: Julieta, could you make some arepas for Agustin?
Julieta: What happened to him this time?
Bruno: Wait a second. [crash in the distance] He fell off a ladder.
Julieta, running off: And you couldn't have warned me sooner??!
Bruno, waving his arms: [deep voice] The future works in mysterious ways.
Pepa: You fell asleep after having your vision and forgot to tell anyone until now.
Bruno: [regular voice] Yep.
Chapter 40: Worrisome
Bruno: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice being held.
Kidnapper: Are you okay?
Bruno: Perfectly fine, why?
Kidnapper: Just some of the things you say.
Kidnapper: And how thin you are.
Kidnapper: And your skin kind of looks funny...
Bruno: Oh, that's probably just from not getting regular meals or much sunlight for ten years.
Kidnapper: ...
Chapter 41
Julieta: I can't find Pepa.
Bruno: Don't worry, she's fine.
Julieta: How do you know that?
Bruno: I had a vision of her being kidnapped.
Julieta: Dios mio...
Julieta: Those poor kidnappers!
Bruno: Yeah, my heart would really go out to them if they hadn't kidnapped our sister.
Julieta, nodding: Yeah...
Thunder rumbles in the distance
Julieta: Want to help me make cookies for when she gets back?
Bruno: Sure!
Chapter 42: Bruno
Bruno: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?
Julieta: ...What???
Bruno: It's something I heard in a vision shortly before Mirabel's Gift Ceremony, but I never got the chance to ask you about it and I've been trying to figure it out for over ten years.
Bruno: So?
Julieta: I don't even understand the question.
Bruno: Damn.
Chapter 43: Good Camilo
Pepa: You know, Isabela gives Julieta flowers, I'd like it if you'd do that once in a while.
Camilo: Okay. I can do that.
//Later
Camilo: Tia Julieta, I got you some flowers.
Julieta: Aw, thank you mí sobrino. You're such a good boy [kisses his cheek]
Camilo: I am a good son and a good nephew. Score! [pumps fist in the air]
Pepa, watching this unfold: ...I absolutely cannot tell him, can I?
Felix, laughing: Nope.
Chapter 44: And That's It For Now
And that's it for this fic, I hope you enjoyed 😁
Look out for the next installment of Incorrect Encanto, it's coming soon!
Alma, when Casita starts cracking: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
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