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Livin' With The Lords

Arukir

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Fandom: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship: Nega-Launchpad/Negaduck (Disney)
Main characters: Negaduck (Disney) Nega-Launchpad (Disney)
Other characters: Nega-Gosalyn (Disney) Nega-Honker Muddlefoot Nega-Tank (Disney)
Other tags: Nega-Gosalyn goes by Lynn and has the last name Lord Nega-Launchpad is nicknamed Crasher or Crash for even shorter Nega-Honker goes by Speck Nega-Tank goes by Tankard Negaversians have sharp teeth though I'm not actually sure that was mentioned in this particular fic sorta good dad Negaduck Crasher tries but they're both psychopaths so...
Language: English
Originally published: 19 Aug 2025 on AO3
Stats: 2,707 words42 chapters 3 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks77 readsUpdated 19 Aug 2025

Summary

Incorrect Quotes with Lord-McQuack family!

Warning: there is a LOT of cursing in this one.

Notes

And that's all for this one, folks! I have one more fic planned in this series, for miscellaneous quotes, but I'm unsure when that's going to be ready.

Here's a question: How many of you realized that this fic is a mirror of 537 Avian Way, the first fic in the series? Even the chapter names are identical! ;)

Hope you enjoyed 😊

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Chapter 13: The Pros And Cons Of Dracula's Lifestyle

Negaduck: Dracula had it right; sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

Lynn: And he had a really neat cape, just like you!

Negaduck: I guess my cape is pretty neat...

Negaduck: I mean, uh, dramatic capes are just a sign of a conquering ruler.

Lynn: Dracula was just like you!

Crasher: 'Cept he didn't have a chainsaw, so Negs is way cooler.

Lynn, nodding seriously: Hmm, fair point.

Negaduck: ...

Negaduck, definitely not touched: Okay, okay, so maybe ol' drac got that second point a little wrong.

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