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Livin' With The Lords

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship: Nega-Launchpad/Negaduck (Disney)
Main characters: Negaduck (Disney) Nega-Launchpad (Disney)
Other characters: Nega-Gosalyn (Disney) Nega-Honker Muddlefoot Nega-Tank (Disney)
Other tags: Nega-Gosalyn goes by Lynn and has the last name Lord Nega-Launchpad is nicknamed Crasher or Crash for even shorter Nega-Honker goes by Speck Nega-Tank goes by Tankard Negaversians have sharp teeth though I'm not actually sure that was mentioned in this particular fic sorta good dad Negaduck Crasher tries but they're both psychopaths so...
Language: English
Originally published: 19 Aug 2025 on AO3
Stats: 2,707 words42 chapters 3 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks85 readsUpdated 19 Aug 2025

Summary

Incorrect Quotes with Lord-McQuack family!

Warning: there is a LOT of cursing in this one.

Notes

And that's all for this one, folks! I have one more fic planned in this series, for miscellaneous quotes, but I'm unsure when that's going to be ready.

Here's a question: How many of you realized that this fic is a mirror of 537 Avian Way, the first fic in the series? Even the chapter names are identical! ;)

Hope you enjoyed 😊

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Chapter 17: Oblivious

Lynn: Oh, how horrible!

Crasher: Downright terrible, kid!

Lynn: Maybe we should stop watching the news and focus on more positive things instead. Like fixing my toy guillotine, if it wouldn't be too big of a bother for you.

Crasher: What? No, I wasn't talking about the clucking TV, I was talking about Negaduck!

Lynn: You and Papa are having issues? Oh no!

Crasher: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault, that whiny little bitch!

Lynn: Crash... You and Papa have lived together for years, right?

Crasher: Yeah, so?

Lynn: And you both take care of me.

Crasher: 'Course we do!

Lynn: And you go out to do things together all the time. Make each other laugh. Bandage each other's injuries...

Crasher: D'ya have a point to this, brat, or are ya just talking for the sake of it?

Lynn: ...

Lynn, grinning: Just that it is most definitely Papa's fault and you should tell him so. Immediately.

—later—

Crasher: LIVING WITH YOU MAKES ME SICK!

Crasher: [slams door shut as he leaves the room]

Negaduck, just returning home: What the cluck's wrong with him?

Lynn: He just likes you too much, Papa.

Negaduck, snorting: Yeah, sure kiddo.

Lynn, in her head: This has the potential to entertain me and the boys for weeks... Provided I fan the flames just right.

Lynn: [giggles melodically]

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