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Quirky Coats

Arukir

Warnings: Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom: No Fandom
Main relationship: Me | Fanwork & Real Life Character(s)
Main characters: Real Life Character(s) Me | Fanwork Creator(s)
Other tags: RPF Humor Fluff and Humor Siblings Sibling Bonding Sibling Love Sisters Sister-Sister Relationship Little Sisters Big Sisters Mother-Daughter Relationship Cute Silly Texting Knives Author Is Sleep Deprived Author is almost always sleep deprived 😴 Cats Just Add Kittens actually don't unfortunately they cause can toxoplasmosis and schizophrenia Family Family Fluff Family Bonding Family Dynamics Healthy Relationships
Language: English
Originally published: 15 Jan 2026 on AO3
Stats: 3,460 words111 chapters 0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks67 readsUpdated 15 Jan 2026

Summary

My family has a group chat where we record the funny stuff we say, incorrect quotes style.

This is the result of this chat.

Notes

Feel free to treat these as actual Incorrect Quotes and use them for whatever.

At time of posting there were exactly 222 quotes.

Chapter 2 →

Chapter 1: Down The Rabbit Hole And Into The Wardrobe We Go

Name list (names changed for privacy)

Mom — Cassandra
Oldest Sister (Me) — Kira
Middle sister — Kitty
Youngest sister — Venus

My cat — Savannah
Middle's cat — Mittens
Youngest's mama cat — Patches
Youngest's baby cat — Darling

My Dad — Bud

Kira: I can't try the red cabbage because I'm working on my FOMO

Venus: LET THE EVIL QUEEN OUT, KIRA!

Kira: ...what?

Venus: RING THE BELL!

Kira: What the fuck are you talking about?

Venus, pointing to Cassandra: She knows.

Cassandra: I do not. I'm intrigued, though.

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Arukir Author via AO3 2026-01-15

Sorry, but I don't like connecting with strangers online and I'm fairly certain you're a scammer anyways, so...

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Arukir Author via AO3 2026-01-15

Well sorry for assuming 😅 I've just gotten a lot of scammers recently.

Thanks but no thanks, though. I prefer to draw my own stuff. Feel free to draw anything you want, though! :)