Incorrect Smurflings

Chapter 42: Self Care

Rev: Self care is stuff like smurfing a bubble bath, or smurfing on a lot of make-up, or smurfing some nice new clothes.

Glider: Self care is the burning thrill when the air smurfs past you. Self care is when you smurf the ground spiralling up at you, only to then smurf up at the very. Last. Second. Self care is the fear in your belly and the freedom in your blood!

Haberdasher: Self care is sharing a good snack on a lovely day. :)

Cheshire: If you smurrrf my snacks I’ll shrrred everrry hat you own. :)

Haberdasher, pale-faced: [quickly] Tea! Self care is tea!

Cheshire: Self carrre is a good nap, actually. But good trrry, my dearrr.

Piggy: Self care is smurfing yerself permission ta be yer raw, unfiltered, ridiculous self no matter who's smurfing.

Glider: Wow, that's actually pretty deep, Pigtails.

Piggy: T'anks, wingman. I learned it from my big bro.

Glider: ...didn't he recently get assigned community service for blowing up the grainhouse?

Piggy, shrugging: Yeah, but he was ridiculously himself while smurfin' it, so...

Feral: [confused gibbering] Se-elf ca-are??

Piggy: Ya know, th' t'ings ya smurf ta make yerself happy an' smurf yer mood up. Th' ways ya check in on yerself.

Feral: ...OH! [excited grunting and jumping around]

Glider, chuckling: You smurf something like that, Feral?

Feral: Yeah, yeah, yeah! [runs off]

Feral, coming back moments later, followed by three squirrels: Watch, watch.

Feral: [curls up in a giant cuddle pile with his squirrel siblings and gives a happy, counted sigh] Sooooft.

Smurflings: ...

Haberdasher: However does he keep winning these things?

Smurflings: [shrugging and 'idk' sounds]