Prologue
I don't know much about actual Norse mythology, so I might get somethings wrong! Sorry. Please comment below if you see any mistakes! Thank you!
"You're sending me to earth?!" Loki complained, his voice laced with betrayal, as he stared into the eyes of his Blood brother.
Odin sighed, looking down at him "I'm sorry Laufeyson, but you are a danger to Asgard. Your children are a danger to Asgard. At least you may all be together now."
"You can't be serious! They are not a danger! They're children!" Loki glared at him. How dare he insult his children!
"This is the best option for everyone!" Odin promised, though Loki knew he was lying. He could always tell when someone was lying.
"You can't just turn us Human—"
"That's enough Loki!" Odin roared, rising from his throne. "Get your family ready. You shall leave at dawn!"
And that was why Loki spent the rest of the day saying goodbye to everyone with Sigyn, gathering his kids, and discussing Sleipnir with Svaðilfari, and getting things ready for them to leave. By the time everything was done it was already time to leave. Everyone came to see them off, either to say one last goodbye or to celebrate their punishment. Everyone, that is, except Odin.
And that is how Loki, Sigyn, Sleipnir, Fenrir, Jörmungandr, Hel, Nari and Váli left the land of Gods...
And how a family of the last name Larson showed up in a small town in Texas.
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I love this 😍 Especially these two tags:
"Hel isn't crazy, she just has two souls" XD
"Fenrir doesn't like Earth, Fenrir likes coffee" XD XD
I like how Odin is depicted here, and Loki's 'they're *children!*, and the fact that he discussed Sleipnir with Svaðilfari. Do they co-parent in this AU?
I'm glad you like it ☺️
I'm not quite sure if they co-parent... Probably?
Neat! I love it, especially Hel being Siamese twins.
Thank you! I thought it would be interesting!
I LOVE THIS 😍
SLEIPNIR HAS A HORSE (CRUSH) FRIEND!
[some of which were now getting used to new eyes.]
— There's something I never considered, really interesting. I love when things like that are touched on.
["And doubly beautiful they are sweethearts!" Loki praised]
— Awww 🥰 Loki is a good daddy.
[They were standing in the middle of a crop circle, because Gods are not subtle.]
— Truer words were never spoken XD
Jörmungandr is sassy and I love him 💕
Farmer Jack is such a crazy dude. He sees a weird ass family (including a two-headed girl and a boy crushing on his horse) who he's pretty sure are there illegally, and his reaction is "Wanna bunk in my place?" I love him with all my heart 😍😍😍
This is great and I hope you continue with it.
Thank you for reading!
Yes, Loki is good dad 😊
Jörmungandr is sssasssiesssst sssnake!
Farmer Jack doesn't care lol.
Another great chapter! I love the little domestic moments and how much love is obviously there between all of them. Hair rushing, Loki moving with Sigyn, name arguments... It's just adorable and I love it. Good job, I look forward to more!
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