Hogwarts Nonsense

Chapter 1

Sly: ...And that's how we'll reform the Wizengamot!

Rowan: That's just world domination with a fancy name and extra steps.

Griff: Exactly!

Sly: Shut up, it's different.

Rowan: How is it different?

Griff: It sounds better, therefore we can get more followers.

Sly: Shut up!

Griff: But that's what you said!

Rowan: That's not actually the worst idea...

Hermes: Guys, I am only going to say this one more time -- STOP SCHEMING AND HELP ME WITH THE ASSIGNMENT!

Chapter 2

Hermes and Griff, baking in Santa hats: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...!

Sly, burying face in pillow: What is wrong with you it's five am shut up....

Rowan, outta nowhere: Did you know that Christmas has its origins in-

Sly: Aaaaaaaah! (Groan of frustration)

Chapter 3

Sly: In my defense--

Rowan: Nope, no, there is no possible defense for this! You're lucky if we aren't all arrested, much less expelled!

Hermes: G-guys? Where's my sister..?

Griff, in full armor, fighting a hydra: Don't worry, I GOT THIS!!!

Chapter 4

Sly: The name of the game is Truth Or Dare!

Rowan: The game is too easy to win.

Sly: No it's not!

Rowan: Yes it is, you just dare someone to do something they'd never do. For instance, Griff, I dare you to climb to the top of one of the quidditch towers, jump off it onto the broom of a nearby practicing player, strand that player on the Astronomy Tower, fly the hijacked broom through the window of McGonagall's office, land on her desk, and ask her for directions to the nearest Kitty Food Mart.

Sly: .........

Griff, running off: ON IT!

Rowan, stares in disbelief: Wait, what?

Sly: Ha! Told you it wasn't that easy!

Hermes, chasing after Griff: NONINONO, SHE WAS JUST KIDDING!

Rowan:... This is it, I'm getting expelled...

Sly: Don't worry, we'll just fake the Imperius. Mother showed me how after that whole war incident.

Chapter 5

Griff: I always try to protect others and do the right thing!

Hermes: I try my best, and I accept that I don't always exceed. But I'm always polite, and that's what's important.

Rowan: I try to take into account as many facts and variables as possible before making decisions, but truthfully, most of the time... I just follow my curiosity.

Sly: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my entire life. *Ignore the hydra, it doesn't exist, just a figment of your imagination*.