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Doctor Q & Patient J

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Batman - All Media Types
Main relationship
Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
Main characters
Joker (DCU) Harleen Quinzel
Other tags
Platonic Relationships Platonic Female/Male Relationships Platonic Life Partners Harleen Quinzel Has a Doctorate Unrequited Crush Healthy Joker/Harleen Quinzel But they're friends not lovers
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
1,054 words16 chapters 34 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks58 readsUpdated 30 Jun 2024
Summary

If Joker was gay and not abusive, what might his friendship with Doctor Harleen Quinzel have looked like? Perhaps Incorrect Quotes can give us the answer.

Notes

I read a weird comic where Doctor Quinzel referred to Joker as Patient J, and he referred to her as Doctor Q. They seemed to be on friendly terms in that comic.

Chapter 16: And How It All Ends


Hey, I'm just going to end this on something a little serious; in most the versions I write, Harley and Joker are both not abusive, while they originally BOTH were.

In the Animated Series (where Harley and their relationship were created), Harley:
* Beat Joker up with a baton while he was handcuffed.
* Tried to kill Joker.
* Had to be bodily restrained from attacking him.
* Pseudo-cheated on him with Ivy and kisses Batman while still dating Joker.
* Kept trying to get Joker to have sex after he'd expressed disinterest.

And Joker:
* Pushed her out a window.
* Lied to and manipulated her.
* Abandoned/betrayed her more than once.
* Generally manhandled her.

The two expressed some moments of protectiveness and playfulness, with Joker even finding Harley funny. They had at least one argument where both yelled at and blamed the other, with Harley expressing zero fear.

They were both abusive, but Joker's abuse was almost always played for drama, while Harley's abuse was always played for laughs. Neither was okay, but Harley's behaviour keeps getting swept under the rug, while Joker is rightfully being called out.

When writing a BTAS-inspired abusive Joker/Harley dynamic, please remember that Harley was abused AND the ABUSER. Joker was the abuser AND he was ABUSED.

Joker: Ya look really stressed.

 

Harleen, who's covering for five different coworkers while as well dealing with a bunch of new inmates and her own slip into insanity: -high pitched laugh- It's da stress. -more stressed out giggling-

 

Joker: ...Okay, we're gettin' ya outta here.

 

Harleen: W-what?

 

Joker: I was gonna do dis secretly, but ya wanna help me break out?

 

Harleen: ...

Harley, quietly: Yes, please.

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TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 3 · 2024-08-04

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 5 · 2024-08-04

Go Harley!!

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2024-08-04

LMAO

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 7 · 2024-08-04

Dr Quinzel has been trying to get him to talk about his feelings for weeks. She is completely willing to use a joke to her advantage.

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

It is the most effective method when it comes to him, lol.

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2024-08-04

Awww

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2024-08-04

Most quantum physicists get stuck around dimension ELEVEN.

Joker, I mean this in the nicest way: what the heck!?!?!?!!?

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

Well, he is both insane and capable of perceiving the fourth wall, so who knows?

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 14 · 2024-08-04

They could also give him the sweater and just tie it like a straightjacket if he starts slapping people. He'd probably think it's hilarious.

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

Oh, he'd definitely think it's hilarious.

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 15 · 2024-08-04

💙💙💙💙💙💙

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 16 · 2024-08-04

I haven't seen much real DC stuff, so good to know! This was all adorable. (This is a really good ending spot, but I think you forgot to mark the work as complete.)

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-04

I did forget, thanks for pointing it out. 😊

Oh stars, I completely forgot I added a rant to this. 😂

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 2024-08-05

It's a really good and informative rant though!

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-08-05

Glad you liked it, then.

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