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Fandom Batman - All Media Types Main relationship Garfield Lynns/Roxanne Sutton Other relationships Garfield Lynns & Roxanne Sutton & Xavier Book Main characters Roxanne Sutton Garfield Lynns Other characters Xavier Book Bookworm (Batman 1966) Other tags Alternate Universe - Roommates/Housemates Roommates
Language English
Originally published 01 Jul 2024 on AO3
Stats 936 words18 chapters 9 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks25 readsUpdated 01 Jul 2024
Summary Bookwyrm, Firefly, and Roxy Rocket are roommates. Chaos, incorrect quotes, arson, Bookwyrm's personal hell, and shenanigans.
Notes I know NOTHING about Bookwyrm. Instead of searching it, I made my own headcanon version of him.
Xavier Book is a lower-level meta, capable of creating tiny spectral dragons who can't fight well but are good at sorting books. He doesn't like fighting, really likes books, and has more partial victories against Batman than even the A Listers.
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Chapter 1: The Skit That Created A New Ship For Me Forever Chapter 2: Wee-Woo Thingy Chapter 3: I Don't Have Pupils Chapter 4: Explosions Are Fun Chapter 5: Books And Fire Don't Mix Chapter 6: Barson Chapter 7: Books Are Fun Chapter 8: But They're *My* Idiots Chapter 9: Cookies!! Chapter 10: Roxy Is An Insane Bitch, But So Is Firefly Chapter 11: Money Chapter 12: Why Does No-One Ship Them? Chapter 13: Crispy Chapter 14: Adorableness Chapter 15: Idiots Chapter 16: Bookwyrm's A Nerd, He Knows *Every* Reference There Is Chapter 17: Date Night Chapter 18: Sleep
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Chapter 2: Wee-Woo Thingy
Garfield : Do you know how to shut off a wee-woo thingy?
Xavier : A what?
Garfield : You know, it makes a wee-woo noise when you start up a nice fire? The wee-woo thingy.
Xavier : ...The fire alarm!?
Garfield : Oh, is that what it's called?
Xavier : Yes, you ignor- wait, why do you want to know how to shut one off?
Roxy, coming in carrying a broken fire alarm, covered in soot : Don't worry, Garf! I figured it out!
Xavier, running to grab the fire extinguisher : The moment I steal enough money, I'm getting my own place!
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