Friendship

Jonathan wakes up to a new world, new memories, and old friends. What do you do when everything you've ever known is turned on its head? Jonathan's answer is 'find someone else dealing with the same damn thing and complain to them about it. Loudly.'

AKA: I hate Absolute Batman. So I thought to myself 'what if the characters suddenly had the memories of their more-or-less main counterparts (albeit a bit softened), and hated the Absolute universe as well?'

Every year, I will add a new oneshot to this in celebration of the start of the Hogwarts school year. Enjoy!

I'm either a Hufflepuff or a Ravenclaw — what about you?

It was four AM. That is something that remains clear in his memory, even years later. There was a single knock, crisp and smart, echoing slightly against the metal of the hatch to his den.

AKA: What if instead of being dropped off on the doorstep of a random coyote family, Calamity and Lil' Beeper had ended up with sometoon we know just a little bit better? What if Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius, had to deal — quite unexpectedly — with something much more difficult than catching an impossibly fast Roadrunner?

What if our dear Wiley was a father?

A brave little Skitty makes a poor choice and a new friend, in that order.

Another one about storms, lol.

(Countdown until I reach 300 fics: 0... BLASTOFF!)

A dialogue-light comic series about the bond between two sisters: rough-and-tumble warrior Kristina, and bubbly young inventor Amelia.

(Number of fics until I reach 300: 4...)

A series of oneshots exploring a 'What If' in which the show was longer and they spent more time at the Ice Palace while looking for Elestar Shards in the Ice Realm.

(Number of fics until I reach 300: 6...)

Two moments, years apart, when Goleeta looked up at the stars.

A fic for my mom's birthday, since this is one of her favorite series! Happy birthday, mom 😊

(Number of fics until I reach 300: 10...)

Ten of Arkham's inmates are forced to become teachers as part of an experimental new therapy program. They live and work at a highschool, with proximity collars that won't let them leave the premises.

This is their group chat.

In which Riddler is a force of nature, Scarecrow is more attached to his non-crow friends than he realizes, and Twoface arguably gains a terrifying new weapon: Riddler himself.

As of today (4th of March, 2026), it has officially been two years since I first began posting on this site. To celebrate my second ficiversary, I'm posting a fic with Twoface in it! Enjoy! 🥳

Sometimes, James isn't sure how much of what Meowth does is because he wants to be human, and how much is because he doesn't want to be a Pokémon.

James comes up with a new way to make his friend more comfortable acting like the species he actually is.

🥳 HAPPY POKÉMON DAY 2026 🥳

I realized after making my 100 Smurfy Profiles that I have six Smurfling characters and thought to myself "Hmm, what would it be like for these characters to interact?"

If you want to see six Smurflings acting ridiculous and trying to steal extra dessert, go on and read this! ;)

Jefferson is not an idiot. He knows the Dark One is planning something big. Something that Jefferson won't be able to escape from. Which would be fine, as the Hatter is always up for an adventure, if it wasn't for one little thing.

Grace.

Grouchy, Vanity, and Jokey are best friends. Grouchy and Vanity are maybe just a bit more than best friends ;)

In the aftermath of Quinn's actions in Death Wish, Q finds himself dealing with frighteningly mortal emotions. As always, he makes this Picard's problem.

Edward sees Joker's nest for the first time and has some thoughts about the state of it.

Joker comes to Jonathan with an unusual request. But is all really what it seems?

For some unfathomable reason, the Fifth Dimensional Imps don't get much focus in fanfics. I will be correcting that.

(For those familiar with my past work featuring Imps, I don't ship Mxy/Bat-Mite anymore, so sorry if you're interested in that)

Random oneshots based on Norse Mythology, mostly centering around Loki.

Now includes some actual myth rewrites!

Onomatopoeia is a monstrous being who has been lost in this world for a very long time. His motives are mysterious, his plots complex, his hobbies and words few.

And his best friend is, unfortunately, incredibly boring.

The little brother of the Spirit Of Life and the daughter of the Spirits Of Love aren't used to helping mortals — but they'll still try their best.

Featuring my OCs, Zackory Strênj and Tough 'Tuffi' Love.

Unrelated to my fic 'Frosted Heart', which I sorta forgot about when I named this. Oops...

Once you learn ambition, it is hard to forget it again.

Pokerface's backstory.

(Countdown until I reach 200 fics posted: 5...

A Clefable is out on a most peculiar night, watching the moon and wishing for a friend.

The story of the first Gengar.

Incorrect Quotes, but with the four main Wild Kratts' villains. AKA, the Quad.

Megavolt and Liquidator are a dangerous combination, just being around each other is a huge risk — so why are they so willing to work together?

Megamind Incorrect Quotes starring more than two people (for the most part).

The final part of this series!

Now updated with fanart in the final chapter.

A series of random moments from BJ's childhood, which will be updated inconsistently. The first chapter is just my backstory for him, which more-or-less applies to all BJ fics I write, and is the only one necessary to read for the series. Note, I may decide to contradict something in here in later installments of this series, but unless directly contradicted everything that happens in this is 'canon' to the rest.

My 134th fanfic! Only 66 to go before March 7, 2025...

When Loki gets a present, it starts a conversation about family, blackmail, and spatulas.

(Edit: My Little sister has deemed this trio 'LOL' based on their names and I just... How did I not see that?!)

It's been a long time since Whistle was in such a wide open space. A long enough time that he'd forgotten what the urge to stalk someone across the open plain felt like.

But now that he feels his long-dormant instincts awakening, will he follow them? Or will his own nature throw a wrench in his plans?

A little Voltorb has a big dream; rolling to the top of a hill! Can he do it?

My 100th fic!!

Edit: As of the 28th of May, 2026, this is my first ever fic to have a Podfic made of it 🤩🤩🤩

An ancient artifact is found by the Tree Of Harmony, affecting the Tree's power. Nopony knows what it is or where it came from.

Somedraconequus does, and he's absolutely terrified.

Sometimes, Discord likes to join Fluttershy on grocery trips. Sometimes, he forgets that she acts differently around other creatures. Sometimes, he forgets that even Ponies can be cruel.

Now with cover art by ChatGPT!

Why doesn't the Genie Of The Lamp have a name?

This is the 50th work I've posted on this site!!!!

Lord Negaduck doesn't feel pity, everything he does is strictly for his own gain. Even something like saving a slave is purely because he needs a minion.

And maybe if he says it enough times, he'll even believe it.