0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks37 readsUpdated 25 Jan 2026Grouchy, Vanity, and Jokey are best friends. Grouchy and Vanity are maybe just a bit more than best friends ;)
So I completely forgot to post this until now (7 months later). Whoops...
Headcanon: Vanity dislikes eye contact, which is part of why he's always staring at his mirror, though mostly it's because he just likes looking at himself. Most Smurfs think he barely notices anything around him, but actually he notices just about everything — he just doesn't care about it except for gossip, most of the time.
And that's it! I hope you liked it :)
Fun fact: the name for this in my writing app is 'Granity + Boom' XD
There's only one more fic planned in this series, but I have no clue how long until I post it.
Until next time, everybody 👋
Grouchy, stomping into the middle of town: [points at Jokey] I dislike you slightly less than most Smurfs.
Jokey: Slightly less than most Smurfs dislike me, or slightly less than ya dislike most Smurfs?
Grouchy, ignoring him: [points at Vanity] I feel neutral about you.
Vanity: I love me too. <3
Grouchy, gesturing at the rest of the village: I hate all of you mothersmurfers! [stomps away]
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Awwwwww 😍😍😍
Aren't fish... Bigger than him?
Fair point XD
Grouchy is mischievous ;-)
Yes, it most certainly would be PERFECT for batjokes!
Lol, at least he knows!
OMG, this fic was HILARIOUS!!!
Smiling, kicking, screaming silently. This is soooo cute and funny
I'm glad you enjoyed, thank you! 😊
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