Chapter 2: Cutie-Pie
Grouchy: You know what the problem is? You're really cute, so no one's ever told you to smurf your pie-hole.
Vanity: You think I’m cute?
Grouchy: ...
Grouchy, blushing: SMURF YOUR PIE-HOLE!
Not RatedGenComplete
Happy, Angry, Apathetic
- Warnings
- Creator chose not to add warnings
- Fandom
- Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
- Main relationship
- Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf/Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf
- Other relationships
- Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf & Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf & Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey S
- Main characters
- Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf
- Other characters
- Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf
- Other tags
- Mutual Pining Pining Hijinks & Shenanigans Hugs Friendship Friendship/Love Author Is Sleep Deprived but what else is new? XD My 270th ever fic?! Spiders Giant Spiders Or at least giant from a Smurf's perspective
- Language
- English
- Originally published
- on AO3
- Stats
- 1,350 words28 chapters
0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks41 readsUpdated 25 Jan 2026
Summary
Grouchy, Vanity, and Jokey are best friends. Grouchy and Vanity are maybe just a bit more than best friends ;)
Notes
So I completely forgot to post this until now (7 months later). Whoops...
Headcanon: Vanity dislikes eye contact, which is part of why he's always staring at his mirror, though mostly it's because he just likes looking at himself. Most Smurfs think he barely notices anything around him, but actually he notices just about everything — he just doesn't care about it except for gossip, most of the time.
And that's it! I hope you liked it :)
Fun fact: the name for this in my writing app is 'Granity + Boom' XD
There's only one more fic planned in this series, but I have no clue how long until I post it.
Until next time, everybody 👋
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Comments carried over from AO3 (7)
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Awwwwww 😍😍😍
Aren't fish... Bigger than him?
Fair point XD
Grouchy is mischievous ;-)
Yes, it most certainly would be PERFECT for batjokes!
Lol, at least he knows!
OMG, this fic was HILARIOUS!!!
Smiling, kicking, screaming silently. This is soooo cute and funny
I'm glad you enjoyed, thank you! 😊
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