36 sparksChapter 16: Sorta Incorrect Quotes
This is just so random and I love it. Enjoy!
Jonathan, holding up Jervis: This is the reason I am not off causing trouble right now. It is too helpless to abandon.
Jervis: Myep. <3
Jonathan: You know that's upside down, right?
Edward, reading a book: What? Oh. Whoops, guess I didn't notice. I can read upside down rather easily, you kno–
Jonathan: I get it, you're a genius, just shut up about it already! For Hell's sake...
Edward, internally: [happy squeeing] He called me a genius!
Jervis: Would you still like me if I was a bug?
Edward: No, I hate bugs.
Jervis: Oh...
Jervis: What if I were a fish, then?
Edward: Yeah, sure. Fish are cool.
Jervis: :3
Jonathan, under his breath: ...I'd still like you if you were a bug.
Jervis: What was that, March?
Jonathan: N-nothing, Hatter!
Edward: I think he was asking for a hug.
Jervis: Oh, of course you can have a hug, luv.
Jonathan, blushing: Let go of me, you pint-sized–
Jonathan, internally: DID HE JUST CALL ME 'LUV'?!
Batman: I work alone.
Harley: Don't ya have, like, twelve sidekicks, Bats?
Batman: .......
Jervis: Hello Mr Dumpty~
Edward: This is it. This is the day I stab him.
Jonathan, reading: Oh no... Don't...
//Later
Jervis: Whatever do you think of my plan, Humpty?
Edward: I think that I will pay you to stop calling me that.
Jervis: E-excuse me..?
Edward: Name your price, Tetch.
Jervis: ...
Jervis: Stop rolling your eyes when I call us friends and start coming to my tea parties.
Edward: ...
Jervis, shrugging: Or not. It's up to you... [smirks] Mr Dumpty.
Edward, eye twitching: DEAL.
Joker, on his knees, begging: Oh, please please puh-leeeaaase watch Monty Python wit' me, Bats! PLEASE!
Batman: ...no.
Joker: [pouts]
Joker: I hate cryin' in front of others.
Harley: Mistah J, dere is nothin' wrong wit' bein' vulnerable, especially around dose dat care fer ya–
Joker: Harls, I'm fine with being vulnerable. I'm jus' worried about burnin' somebody.
Harley: Burnin' somebody???
Joker: ...ya do know dat my tears are acidic, right?
Harley: ...
Joker: Harley, please tell me ya already knew dis.
Harley: ........
Joker: Seriously?!
Harley: Well excuse me fer not knowin' somethin' insane about ya!
Joker: EVERYTHIN' ABOUT ME IS INSANE!
Joker: As my best friend an' therapist, I demand dat ya know dese tings!
Harley: Well, den I guess I'll just put on my mind-readin' helmet when I'm around ya fer now on!
Joker: ...
Joker: Ya have a–?
Harley: NO, I DON'T HAVE A MIND-READIN' HELMET!
Comments (0)
No comments yet. Be the first to send some love!
Comments carried over from AO3 (10)
These were left on the original AO3 posting and are shown as they appeared there.
I do! and yeah no wonder she snapped, although... i suppose it's gotham, being overly friendly would seem like a villian in the making to folks who cover themselves in barbwire.
You do what?
I'm glad you liked the story 😊😁
Oh, i wanna learn more about Maddie's fate! If that offers still on the table of course.
Ah! Yes, okay, so she gets transferred to Arkham and ends up in group therapy with others who've gone down the supervillain path for similar though not quite the same reasons as her. They almost drive their therapist insane, but said therapist ends up proving that one can go through bad situations and still choose to do good. It ends on a hopeful note with the group healing together, and Maddie finally having a social circle where she can feel accepted again.
That's what I planned, anyways. I'm glad you liked what I wrote, and I hope you like where I planned to take it 😁
Oh! That's great! I love Happy ending so I very much do enjoy where you planned to take it. Thanks for sharing~!
😊
OMG, Johnny, what did you DO? 😂
(Previous comment deleted.)
Aw, thank you! I'm glad you liked it 😊
(Previous comment deleted.)
Sorry, I don't like connecting with strangers online.
Nora: I LOVE THEM.
Mr Freeze, grinning from ear to ear and actually emoting for the first time in years: I thought you might. That's why I collected them for you!
🩵🩵🩵
(Previous comment deleted.)
Hello. I'm sorry, but I've gotten a LOT of comments like this. If you're legitimate, ignore this, but:
If you're a scammer, leave me alone. I have zero interest in paying someone to draw anything from any of my fics. I'm an artist and plan to slowly illustrate all of my own fics over years. And I don't connect with anyone online unless I know them in real life. I have gotten so many comments like this, I'm fairly certain it's all actually from the same person/group/whatever. To reiterate,
LEAVE ME ALONE.
(Previous comment deleted.)
Hello. I'm sorry, but I've gotten a LOT of comments like this. If you're legitimate, ignore this, but:
If you're a scammer, leave me alone. I have zero interest in paying someone to draw anything from any of my fics. I'm an artist and plan to slowly illustrate all of my own fics over years. And I don't connect with anyone online unless I know them in real life. I have gotten so many comments like this, I'm fairly certain it's all actually from the same person/group/whatever. To reiterate,
LEAVE ME ALONE.
🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
I heard Jokers WEEEEEEE in my soul
I'm glad you liked it 😁
Thanks for leaving so many comments on my fics yesterday. Good luck with your writing!
Thanks! :)
Wjwkwj ugh i love this chapter. Lex and jokers dynamic is always so fun to read, especially when they tease eachother about the others obssession. Wonderful fic i love it.
Thank you! I'm so glad you like it!! 😊
Log in or join free to leave a comment. Guests can still send sparks!