Chapter 2: Patrol Report
[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 186... clear. Patrol sector 187... clear. Patrol sector 188... clear. Patrol sec–
[Mayday]: Guys hide me I just blew up the Miraj.
[Tally-Hawk]: ...not my problem. Not my problem. Not my problem. Patrol sector 189... clear.
[Sideman]: Don' yah dare think yah can hide, yah varmint! When ah get mah talons on yah..!
[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 190... clear.
[Stronghold]: Why are you talking weird?
[Sideman]: Mah User changed mah settins.
[Stronghold]: Neat, but I was talking to Tally. We don't care about the patrol sectors, only the Users do.
[Tally-Hawk]: I am reporting in, as I was trained to. And as you should be doing. Stop jamming the communication network and go do your jobs.
[Sideman]: Ah am doin' mah job, ah'm huntin' tha idiot that blew up mah User's ship!
[Mayday]: It was an accident! Have mercy!
[Rayzor]: Fighting Hawks show no mercy!
[Stronghold]: No mercy!
[Gyro]: No mercy!
[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 191... clear.
[Backlash]: No mercy!
[Tailspin]: Guys, come on.
[Stronghold]: All the Users are grounded until the ship's repaired. No flying.
[Tailspin]: NO MERCY
[Mayday]: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
[Tailspin]; SUFFER
[Tally-Hawk]: ...I miss being alone.
[Tailspin]: TALLY JUST SAID SOMETHING FRIVOLOUS! And really mean, actually...
[Tally-Hawk]: Patrol sector 192... clear.
[Gyro]: Don't even try it, Tally! We know what you said, b****!
[Backlash]: We have a censor function?
[Rayzor]: Yep, we all have it pre-installed.
[Sideman]: GET BACK HERE YAH FECKIN' VARMINT, SO'S AH C'N TEAR YER TALONS OFF AN' FEED 'EM TAH YAH!
[Stronghold]: Most of us, anyways.
[Mayday]: Someone HELP ME
[Gyro]: ...nah. This is way too f***ing funny.
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