Incorrect Quotes: Harley Quinn Teen AU

Harvey: Given the circumstances, we will let you hug us for four to five seconds.

Harley: Forty five seconds?!?

Twoface: No! We said four TO five seconds.

Harley, hugging 'them': Too late.

Harley: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Scarecrow: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Harley: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

*playing twister*

Harley: Right hand red.

Selina: *ends up on top of Ivy*

Ivy: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Harley: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

Harley: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer.

Edward:

Harley:

Edward: ...Please, just go back to bed.

Jonathan: The odds of this happening by coincidence are vanishingly small.

Ivy: I would say infinitesimally.

Joker: And I'd say teenily-weenily. We all know words.

Harley, sneaking in through the window at 02:00 AM.

Lights flick on, Joker spins in his chair: And where were you out so late?

Harley: Umm... With Jervis?

The other chair spins, revealing Jervis: You want to try that again, Alice?

*After finding out Harley's getting bullied at school*

Joker: There, there, Pumpkin. Just give their names and I'll-

Selina: For the last time, you can't beat up kids! We'll get the names and call the school to report them.

Jervis: I'll make some tea and we can talk about it, Alice.

Edward: How opposed are we to psychologically harming teenagers?

Twoface: Not at al- *switches to Harvey voice* Very! We're very against that!

Ivy: We have like four PHDs, plus Edward. Come on, Harls, we're switching to homeschool.

Jonathan: I'll start setting up a curriculum. *Mutters in Scarecrow voice* And then we'll show them the true meaning of fear...

Harley: ...Guys, they teased me once. Calm down.