Harvey Dent

Jonathan wakes up to a new world, new memories, and old friends. What do you do when everything you've ever known is turned on its head? Jonathan's answer is 'find someone else dealing with the same damn thing and complain to them about it. Loudly.'

AKA: I hate Absolute Batman. So I thought to myself 'what if the characters suddenly had the memories of their more-or-less main counterparts (albeit a bit softened), and hated the Absolute universe as well?'

Ten of Arkham's inmates are forced to become teachers as part of an experimental new therapy program. They live and work at a highschool, with proximity collars that won't let them leave the premises.

This is their group chat.

A place to describe my ideas for a Batman reboot, with the hopes of eventually turning them into a long-form fic.

In which Riddler is a force of nature, Scarecrow is more attached to his non-crow friends than he realizes, and Twoface arguably gains a terrifying new weapon: Riddler himself.

As of today (4th of March, 2026), it has officially been two years since I first began posting on this site. To celebrate my second ficiversary, I'm posting a fic with Twoface in it! Enjoy! 🥳

First chapter: A poem about Batman and his Rogues. Dark is not always evil, while light is not always good.

While Jonathan ponders his new cellmate, Joker performs a nightly ritual.

Small moments in which Gothamites are Gothamites and the Rogues have to deal with it.

In the middle of a plot, Batman stops to take a photo. This has Consequences.

Stephanie's first Halloween after being adopted is a bit more chaotic than she might expect. Includes Fear Toxin, bad song rewrites, and maybe the beginning of a little romance.

Was going to post on Halloween, but accidentally deleted it and barely managed to restore it, so panic-posting now. Will add Fanart on Halloween, as a compromise.

The Iceberg Lounge is many things. To some, it's a silly theme club. To others, it's the center of a vast criminal organization. To Gotham's wealthy, it's a lovely place to bring a date or catch a show.

To Gotham's freaks, it's a haven.

(Points if you know which song I'm pulling the fic name and chapter titles from).

The Rogues have a group chat. An incorrect quotes-chat.

Harvey decides to flirt with Edward, despite Harv's protests. When Edward is having trouble with his adopted daughter's decision to go to highschool, Twoface comforts him in their own ways.

Somehow, someway, Jonathan Crane has made friends -- friends who will protect him. He isn't entirely sure how to feel about this.

Harley Quinn is the teenaged ward of The Joker, but the entire Rogues Gallery adopts her and they all live together.

Incorrect quotes!