0 sparksChapter 29: We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Viewing
Liquidator: S-s-see? I-I'm doing St Canard a val– a valuable service!
Darkwing: ...That still doesn't excuse flooding the city
Liquidator: Aw, w-why not!?
Bushroot: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.
Megavolt: No, eight glasses!
Negaduck: I heard ten.
Quackerjack: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute!
Later....
Megavolt: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.
Bushroot: What did you learn?
Megavolt: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.
Quackerjack: I’ll get some water.
Megavolt: But how many glas– whoa, feeling dizzy.
Negaduck: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.
(This message has been approved by the Liquidator Brand Water company; stay hydrated, everybody!)
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I love me a good mix of atomic numbers 15, 92 and 7!
Oh wow, this already has a comment! I'm glad you enjoyed 😊
How shocking.
This got two comments before I was even finished posting, that's a new record for me...
😂 Glad you enjoyed! 😊
I had a lot of fun reading this. Love ya! Hej då!
I'm glad you enjoyed it 😁
Lol I think I hit this one for megavolt but you did it so much better XD
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed 😊
What does 'hit this one for megavolt' mean?
Wait a second, are you by any chance the author of those two anonymous/orphaned DW Incorrect Quotes fics?
Wait oh my gosh yes!! I keep forgetting I orphaned it, sorry! Yeah, i used this quote for megavolt in there but I like yours better, haha
AH! Those two fics are part of what inspired me to do so many Incorrect Quotes series! I can't believe you're actually reading this! I'm so glad you liked it 😁
"Old man screams at cloud" ah Negaduck 😭🙏💀
Just get a plastic one, Bushy. And Likky, I know you’re just gonna steal it anyway.
Fair points XD
I hope someday, someone does a fanfic of this.
I hope the exact same thing.
I'm so glad you're enjoying this series! 😊
Megavolt, please go to sleep.
Megavolt and sleep have a long-distance relationship XD
Bushroot and I have one more thing in common.
Oh, good for you!
Bushy strikes me as someone who would be really good at cooking, though he'd be a complete control freak regarding what types of plants are used and how they harvested and etc. XD
Once again, Quackerjack spouts wisdom.
Quackerjack is 80% insane and 20% brilliant — whatever he says that isn't nonsense is usually pretty smart (at least when I write him).
I'm glad you liked it! :D
Did the daisy hurt your feelings, Quacky?
It's referencing the language of flowers thing, actually (where different flowers and their combinations mean different things). But that's a much funnier interpretation XD
Stressed to kill was one of my favourite episodes.
It was one of the BEST, and not just for the heavy Quackervolt undertones. 🤩
I really do enjoy your fics…… the Fearsome Five were always my favourite, even when it’s just an episode with one or two of them starring in it. 😁❤️🥰
Thank you so much! The Fearsome Five are such fun characters. Darkwing is legitimately my favorite Darkwing Duck character, but all of them hold special places in my heart.
Thank you again for all the comments! They brought me smiles 😁
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