0 sparksChapter 41: Just 2½ Crazy Boys Trying To Get Through Life
Extra long chapter for funsies
Megavolt: I just got the best idea I've ever had in my entire life!
---Later---
Quackerjack, to Megavolt: That was the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life, Sparky.
Megavolt: Don't call me Sparky!
Megavolt: And I know, okay? Time for plan B!
Mr Banana Brain: [hopeful] Go back home?
Megavolt: What happened to Mr Banana Brain?
Quackerjack, sewing a large rip on Mr Banana Brain: He died.
Megavolt: He what?
Quackerjack: He died, but he's okay now.
Megavolt: …Can you please clarify?
Mr Banana Brain: Clarification is for the weak, Rombeak.
Quackerjack: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
Mr Banana Brain: Yes. And that’s coming from me, Smee.
Megavolt, walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Quackie, I love you but, what the h-e-double CLUCK?
Quackerjack, sitting on the counter and sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
Quackerjack: ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof or something.
Megavolt, practically glowing from all the electricity sparking around him: Alright, but is it lightning-proof?
Megavolt, after recovering from a short out: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
Quackerjack, in a posh medieval accent: And lie to my king? I think not, Your Majesty!
Megavolt: ...
Megavolt, resigned: This is a thing now, isn't it?
Quackerjack, cheerfully: Ye-p!
Quackerjack, throwing his head into Megavolt's lap, interrupting his work: Tell me I'm pretty!
Megavolt, lovingly stroking his head: You're pretty clucking annoying, that's what you are.
Megavolt: We did not die today — I call that an unqualified success.
Quackerjack: But Sparky, Mr Banana Brain did die!
Megavolt, calmly: Well, then it's–
Megavolt, suddenly rageful: DON'T CALL ME SPARKY!
Megavolt, calmly: –it's a qualified success, I guess.
Megavolt: It's not like we try to blow things up, exactly — it just sort of happens.
Quackerjack: You've got to admit, though...
Mr Banana Brain: ...fire is fun, fascinating, and family-friendly!
Megavolt, nodding: Hmm, true.
[half the city burns and no-one cares because of Mr Relax-o-tron]
Mr Banana Brain: We would like to retract our previous statements and replace it with the following:
Quackerjack & Megavolt, panicking: HELP! FIRE!!! HELP HELP HELP!!!!
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I love me a good mix of atomic numbers 15, 92 and 7!
Oh wow, this already has a comment! I'm glad you enjoyed 😊
How shocking.
This got two comments before I was even finished posting, that's a new record for me...
😂 Glad you enjoyed! 😊
I had a lot of fun reading this. Love ya! Hej då!
I'm glad you enjoyed it 😁
Lol I think I hit this one for megavolt but you did it so much better XD
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoyed 😊
What does 'hit this one for megavolt' mean?
Wait a second, are you by any chance the author of those two anonymous/orphaned DW Incorrect Quotes fics?
Wait oh my gosh yes!! I keep forgetting I orphaned it, sorry! Yeah, i used this quote for megavolt in there but I like yours better, haha
AH! Those two fics are part of what inspired me to do so many Incorrect Quotes series! I can't believe you're actually reading this! I'm so glad you liked it 😁
"Old man screams at cloud" ah Negaduck 😭🙏💀
Just get a plastic one, Bushy. And Likky, I know you’re just gonna steal it anyway.
Fair points XD
I hope someday, someone does a fanfic of this.
I hope the exact same thing.
I'm so glad you're enjoying this series! 😊
Megavolt, please go to sleep.
Megavolt and sleep have a long-distance relationship XD
Bushroot and I have one more thing in common.
Oh, good for you!
Bushy strikes me as someone who would be really good at cooking, though he'd be a complete control freak regarding what types of plants are used and how they harvested and etc. XD
Once again, Quackerjack spouts wisdom.
Quackerjack is 80% insane and 20% brilliant — whatever he says that isn't nonsense is usually pretty smart (at least when I write him).
I'm glad you liked it! :D
Did the daisy hurt your feelings, Quacky?
It's referencing the language of flowers thing, actually (where different flowers and their combinations mean different things). But that's a much funnier interpretation XD
Stressed to kill was one of my favourite episodes.
It was one of the BEST, and not just for the heavy Quackervolt undertones. 🤩
I really do enjoy your fics…… the Fearsome Five were always my favourite, even when it’s just an episode with one or two of them starring in it. 😁❤️🥰
Thank you so much! The Fearsome Five are such fun characters. Darkwing is legitimately my favorite Darkwing Duck character, but all of them hold special places in my heart.
Thank you again for all the comments! They brought me smiles 😁
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