Chapter 2: Tutor
Clumsy: How do yah smurf how tah kiss? Who teaches yah?
Brainy: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Brainy: Would you like me to tutor you?
Hefty: That was smooth.
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Core Four
- Warnings
- Creator chose not to add warnings
- Fandom
- Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
- Main relationship
- Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf/Schtroumpf Maladroit | Clumsy Smurf
- Other relationships
- Schtroumpf Costaud | Hefty Smurf/La Schtroumpfette | Smurfette
- Main characters
- Schtroumpf Maladroit | Clumsy Smurf Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf
- Other characters
- Schtroumpf Costaud | Hefty Smurf La Schtroumpfette | Smurfette
- Language
- English
- Originally published
- on AO3
- Stats
- 1,256 words31 chapters
0 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks36 readsUpdated 18 Jun 2025
Summary
Incorrect Quotes centered around Clumsy, Brainy, Hefty, and Smurfette!
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I get the feeling that Brainy made Clumsy memorise the pick-up line, there's no way Clumsy would know what these words imply😁
Oooh, that was smooth indeed!😍😍😍 Brumsy💘
This is 100% their dynamic😁
Aw😍
"Clumsy's whole life is a twister" True🤣🤣🤣
It's okay, Hefty, we love you nonetheless😁
🤣🤣🤣 Don't forget "humble" too, honey.
Yes, I found that detail awesome too!😍😍😍 besides, what's more frightening than an enemy whose next move you could never deduct, right?
Brainy reading his books to Clumsy is one of my favourite tropes about them😍😍😍
Oh, yes🤣🤣🤣 book-smart but not so practical. Sweetheart.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 savage
This fits them perfectly😁
Aw, Brainy isolating because his sweetheart is not nearby😍😍😍
Chef, raising his ladle threateningly: And you are not going back from whence you came till my kitchen is SPOTLESS!
You are truly at your last resort when you have to call Jokey to your aid🤣🤣🤣
Yes!!!!!!!!!💘💘💘💘💞💞💞💞😍😍😍😍😍
Husband material😉
This is hilarious and I'm convinced this is what happened😂😂😂😂😂
Aw, he's a good bro😍😍😍
Every. Single. Time.
Like, dudes. What do you think why we are wearing glasses? For the vibe?🤣🤣🤣
These were so good! I love Team Smurf and the friendship they share.
Thank you so much for this fic!❤️❤️❤️
You've been commenting a lot, I'm sorry I'm not replying. I have a lot going on irl. Please just know I really appreciate the comments and am glad you are enjoying my work so much 😊
I'm really happy my little comments manage to brighten up your days a bit. I hope everything will be the way that's the best for you in the end.❤️❤️❤️
Thank you for providing us with such awesome fanfictions ( I know I said before but I'm absolutely enamoured with the way you write), and for taking the time still to reply!❤️❤️❤️❤️
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