Chapter 1: So It Begins
I just imagine them as being in the kitchen, and Bruno's casually getting a snack while dropping this new information on Julieta 😂
Julieta, seeing a scar on Bruno's arm: What's this?
Bruno: What's wha– oh, that. I almost forgot about that.
Bruno: I got bit a few years ago.
Julieta: That looks too big for a rat bite, hermano.
Bruno, offended: It wasn't a rat! My rats never bite me...
Julieta: [raises eyebrow]
Bruno: ...hard enough to leave scars.
Julieta: Then what is it then?
Bruno: Hmm? Oh, a werewolf.
Julieta: ...
Julieta: Excuse me?
Bruno: He's not around anymore, he was only in town for a week. Nice guy, actually, he felt terrible about it.
Bruno: Oh, that reminds me, I need to calculate this month's moon cycle.
Julieta, stunned: Why?
Bruno: To... Know when the full moon is?
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Lolol now I'm imagining Rat Wolves. Can rats howl?
Who is the good boy? Lol
That was epic! You should write for the upcoming show.
"Bruno: That, that isn't a squirrel!"
"Bruno: That's a... Tree rat."
😂😂😂
This fic was gold!
OMG, I had forgotten that werewolves don't usually turn for 3 nights... It just makes sooo much more sense!
My god I’m laughing so hard at this chapter right now! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😝😝
This just keeps getting better and better I keep losing the ability to breathe 🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😩😩
Thanks for the laughs!
It is on, big time!
This just made me smile and laugh so hard, well done! I cannot wait to read more of your fanfics they are so precious and so fun to read.
I need big wolfy bruno now
This seems amazing
*pfft trying not to die laughing*
AHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I love this for her. We stan a woman who grows and learns from her mistakes (tho i do love reading abt her mistakes tis very entertaining and vindicating cuz my dad sucked to)
I also just rlly rlly rlly love and vibe / get bruno and mirabel <3 just ugh love them
He 100% would and would 100% not understand why its wrong and he needs a gentle bap with some newspaper and food stat
I imagine hed say Si Mami at tht point but yeaa i love she just went out into the woods like GET YER ASS BACK INSIDE at a giant wolf xD
XD
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