La Familia Madrigal

Chapter 38: My Favorite Out Of All Of These, Seriously

Felix: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.

Agustin: Yeah, it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.

Pepa: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We’re safe now.

Julieta: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.

Bruno, eyes glowing green: Actually, he escapes about 150 years from now. Don't worry, though, he doesn't reach the Encanto.

Everyone: ...

Bruno, eyes normal: D-did I not understand the game? I'm just joking guys, he's not real, please don't be upset–

Julieta: Hermano, no, that was perfect.

Bruno: Really? Oh, but that means I ruined it just now...

Agustin: Eh, don't worry, we can just talk about his minions frozen on Easter island.

Pepa: How my hermana ever fell for someone so estúpido, I'll never know.

Pepa: Those aren't his minions, they're his eggs!

Felix: Eggs?

Pepa, nodding: Each one will eventually hatch into a four-headed beast, just like him!

Julieta: But who's the mom?

Bruno: Dios mio, hermana, you can't just ask who a statue's eggs' mom is!

Bruno: Obviously it's, uh... Help.

Agustin: The lady liberty!

Everyone: [sounds of agreement and laughter]