Not RatedGenComplete

For Goodness Sake!

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991)
Main relationship
Morgana Macawber/Drake Mallard
Other relationships
Drake Mallard/Launchpad McQuack Neptunia & Stegmutt (Disney) Fenton Crackshell & Drake Mallard
Main characters
Drake Mallard (Disney) Morgana Macawber
Other characters
Launchpad McQuack Fenton Crackshell Neptunia (Disney) Stegmutt (Disney: Darkwing Duck)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
3,161 words42 chapters 3 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks107 readsUpdated 15 Aug 2025
Summary

Incorrect Quotes with the Justice Ducks

Notes

I headcanon that Darkwing eventually breaks up with Morgana and gets with Launchpad. This is to say that some chapters will have him with Launchpad, and others will have him with Morgana.

As much as I think she's abusive and headcanon her as going back to villainy, I try to treat Morgana fairly. There are a lot of good points to her, and I hate when people demonize characters they don't like. I would love feedback on this and other fics in this series telling me if I did her justice or not. Thank you, and I hope you enjoy :)


And that's it for this one, I hope you enjoyed! :)

Around eight fics are planned for this series in total. Unfortunately, I don't have a set posting schedule, but keep your eyes out! ;)

Chapter 9: Self Defense Training

Gizmoduck: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

 

The Team: Okay.

 

Gizmoduck, in a gravelly voice: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

 

Stegmutt: I'm sorry, Mr Burglar, but I don't have any money.

 

Morgana: I can't die and don't really understand Normie money, so...

 

Darkwing: I already took your gun, game over.

 

Gizmoduck: That's not how this– hey, you actually took some of my weapons!

Gizmoduck: How did you even get into my suit??

 

Darkwing: I don't trust you with guns.

 

Gizmoduck: That's a why, not a how!

 

Darkwing: [shrugs]

 

Neptunia: I'm confused; when do I get to stab the tin can with my trident?

 

Gizmoduck: You don't.

 

Neptunia: What kind of security test is this?

 

Gizmoduck, eye twitching under his visor: One we're never, ever repeating.

3 carried over from the original posting

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