36 sparksChapter 15: The Paddywhack Saga
Quackerjack, to Paddywhack: We’re going to defeat you with the power of friendship!
Darkwing: We’re not friends.
Quackerjack, holding a giant hammer: We’re going to defeat you with the power of incredible violence!
//exactly how that episode went\\
Launchpad, throwing out the haunted jack-in-the-box: I'm really not superstitious. [turns to see the box back on a table]
Launchpad: But maybe I am a little stitious...
Paddywhack: Sssome people sssaaay that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a coooomplex god.
Quackerjack: I'd like to think that you're a bad dream.
Paddywhack: Morrrtals are fun.
Paddywhack: You can do it, doooll!
Paddywhack: But if you caaan't, at leassst yourrr death will be ssslooow, painful, and rrreally cool to waaatch.
Quackerjack, unwillingly playing lava-hopscotch: Have I mentioned how much I hate you?!
Paddywhack: Being a Misery Spirrrit isn't a chooooice.
Paddywhack: It'sss a gaaaame and I'm winning!
Quackerjack: Unfortunately.
Darkwing, to Fearsome Five: I hate to say this, but we have to work together if we want to make it out of this. I can't do it without you guys. Truce?
Quackerjack: Yes, definitely, we're helping, everyone else shut up I am not facing that bastard alone again.
Darkwing: Okaaaay, maybe someone get him a paper bag to breathe into or something..? Thank you, Bushroot.
Darkwing: Guys, Paddywhack is very dangerous, unlike anything you've ever faced before. We're going to have to exercise extreme caution–
Darkwing: NEGADUCK, CHAINSAWS DO NOT WORK AGAINST DEMONS. Put it down, all you're doing is scaring Quackerjack worse!
Negaduck: I have yet to encounter a problem where a chainsaw didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.
Negaduck, revving his chainsaw: I'd like to see how that Paddywhatzit does against ol' Bertha here.
Darkwing: Negaduck–
Bushroot: Actually, he might be on to something.
Darkwing: He is?
Negaduck, simultaneously: I am?
Negaduck: I mean, of course I am!
Bushroot: Let Negaduck go at him full force. Boss, you can even bring out that new missile launcher you've been wanting to play with!
Bushroot: And while you do that, the rest of us can escape and live!
Everyone, staring at Bushroot: ...
Negaduck, sighing: So y're still upset about that little fire thing, huh?
Bushroot, shrugging: Yeah, a bit.
Darkwing: It's over, we won.
Fearsome Four: [frantically point at the unholy fusion between Negaduck and Paddywhack behind him]
Darkwing: Nope. We won.
Darkwing: I'm not turning around and looking at it. We won.
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Most entertaining thing I've read all week! I'm so glad you wrote this, it's top notch! I am so going to continue the rest of the series. Hope you're having a delightful day, stay safe!
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed :)
Liquidator: Hi disappointed, I'm Bud.
Megavolt, much later: Wait, DIPWING LIKES GARDENING??!
Sorry Honker , but extinct possibility proved they did rule Terra. They just weren't very smart about it, not even their scientists.
Oh, hey, that's true! I tend to forget that episode because of the whole they-want-to-eat-Darkwing thing. Huh. XD
I'm glad you're enjoying the fic! 😊
And that is why I'm on team Morgana.
I hate Morgana, lol. But I do my best to portray her fairly.
Glad you like it! :)
Negaduck is like this Big bully brother that shows up to family only when he needs something.
Basically he's Angelica from Rugrats. XD
The funny thing is, this isn't the weirdest thing Gosalyn has ever done
It really isn't even close! XD
I'm glad you're enjoying 😁
I would reconsider things too.
Anyone who is at a point where they willingly ally with Megavolt needs to reconsider some things XD
*Facepalm* Oh, Launchpad…
We love LP, but he is more than a bit oblivious XD
Oh look at the bright side, Dark. You were very popular in that world.
One of the more ridiculous yet utterly fascinating episodes.
Bushroot, you're still the most popular Darkwing villain in FanFiction and fan art. Trust me.
He really is, though, isn't he? His tragic almost antivillain vibe missed with his 'snap and attack everyone' moments just make him very interesting, I think. And there's something just weird about his voice...
Anyways, glad you're enjoying it!
They should add that joke when Negaduck ever teams up with Darkwing.
I would love to see a canon team up. Negaduck has had moments of being actually afraid in canon, and has shown a willingness to work together with his enemies if he *really* needed to. He even played nice with Darkwing to manipulate Morgana! I think the right villain in the right circumstances could make those two work together. It would be SO INTERESTING
How is it that I can see this happening in an Darkwing episode?
I pride myself on my ability to keep characters fairly in-character (except for all the changes I make to them), so I'm really glad you think so!
Ha! You guys don't get breaks, you're non unionized.
The Fearsome Four totes consider themselves a union. They just don't consider themselves one where Negaduck can hear about it XD
*shakes her head at Gizmoduck* You're such a tourist.
He is, though! XD
Giz deals with burglars, aliens, FOWL, crazy robots, and magic-users — Darkwing deals with all of that PLUS mutants, super criminals, demons, and his own dimensional counterpart!
St Canard is the Gotham of the Duckverse and no-one can change my mind. 😤
I'm glad that you're enjoying the fic! :D
Good one, Darkwing!
He does have a point, doesn't he? I just find it really funny that *both* of them made the other's enemies more organized and dangerous XD
We ❤️ you, Licky.
Likky is best ❤️
I just feel like he's totally the type of guy to give a teenaged/young superhero pointers, you know? He's definitely got a dad vibe, I think. (Even that time he tried to kidnap Gosalyn while half-insane from just mutating feeds into the theory that he'd want to be a mentor).
Very obvious
Very very obvious XD
Don't be afraid of the greenish ones, be afraid of the ones that still look the same, even after staying in the fridge for months.
True! Be very, very afraid indeed.
I'm so glad you're enjoying this fic! Thank you for so many comments, I really appreciate them. 😊
A roulette wheel for a compass? That definitely suits Bushroot. 😆
This,,,, this is right yeah,,,,,
I like to think the villain's like Lp more, a mix of 'it pisses Dw off' and 'this guy is actually kinda chill?? I can talk to him about my problems and he'll genuinely help'
I love Lp<3
(Anywho, this is going in my 'Toy Plane' propaganda, I'm going to draw this I think, thank you-)
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