Smurfmates

Chapter 15: I Wanted To Do Humor But The Characters Wanted To Have An Important Discussion Instead

Magician: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm either flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap.

Jokey: ...

Magician: Have fun smurfing out which one.

Jokey: Ya do realize that's kinda a really toxic thing ta smurf, right?

Magician: It's not... Oh wait, it is, isn't it?

Magician: Well, you've said some pretty toxic smurf too!

Jokey: Like what?

Magician: "She's playing hard to get, little does she know I'm a master of playing hard to get rid of."

Jokey: ...okay, so maybe that was a liddle–

Jokey: Wait, how d'ya even know I smurfed that?

Magician: I, um, may have been stalking you a little?

Jokey: ...

Magician: ...sorry?

Jokey: I mean, I don't think I actually hava problem wit' that, though..?

Magician: Well, I didn't really have a problem with you smurfing the 'get rid of' thing either.

Jokey: So... Are we okay?

Magician: I think so..?

Magician: Maybe we should smurf to Mental, but if neither of us are uncomfortable or getting hurt, then it should be fine.

Magician: Right?

Jokey, shrugging: I guess?

//Awkward silence

Jokey: So are ya flirtin' wit' me or are ya jus' tired of my crap?

Magician, rolling her eyes: Yes, because obviously I'm hopelessly in love with you.

Magician, leaving the room: Smurfs, Jokey.

Jokey, following her: That doesn't really answer my question, ya know...