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100 Smurfy Profiles

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Fandom
Les Schtroumpfs | The Smurfs
Main relationship
Grand Schtroumpf | Papa Smurf/Saule | Smurfwillow
Other relationships
Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf/Schtroumpf Maladroit | Clumsy Smurf Schtroumpf Costaud | Hefty Smurf/La Schtroumpfette | Smurfette Schtroumpf farceur | Jokey Smurf/Magician Smurf Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf/Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf Schtroumpf Musicien | Harmony Smurf/Schtroumpf Tailleur | Tailor Smurf Schtroumpf Peintre | Painter Smurf/Schtroumpf Poète | Poet Smurf
Main characters
Grand Schtroumpf | Papa Smurf Saule | Smurfwillow
Other characters
Schtroumpf à Lunettes | Brainy Smurf La Schtroumpfette | Smurfette Schtroumpf Costaud | Hefty Smurf Schtroumpf Maladroit | Clumsy Smurf Schtroumpf Farceur | Jokey Smurf Schtroumpf Coquet | Vanity Smurf Schtroumpf Grognon | Grouchy Smurf Schtroumpf Tailleur | Tailor Smurf Schtroumpf Musicien | Harmony Smurf Schtroumpf Peintre | Painter Smurf Schtroumpf Poète | Poet Smurf Schtroumpf Mineur | Miner Smurf Therapist Smurf Schtroumpf Paresseux | Lazy Smurf Schtroumpf Gourmand | Greedy Smurf Schtroumpf Paysan | Farmer Smurf Schtroumpf Curieux | Nosey Smurf Le Schtroumpf sans nom | Nobody Smurf | Somebody Smurf Schtroumpf Peureux | Scaredy Smurf Schtroumpf Bêta | Dopey Smurf | Dimwitty Smurf Tempête | Smurfstorm Schtroumpf Traqueur | Tracker Smurf Schtroumpf Sauvage | Wild Smurf Schtroumpf aux Lampions | Lantern Smurf Schtroumpf Téméraire | Gutsy Smurf Schtroumpf Rêveur | Dreamy Smurf Schtroumpf Laineux | Wooly Smurf Wooly Smurf
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Art Fanart Digital Art AI-Generated Images And art drawn by me as well! :)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3 · updated 11 Feb 2026
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16.1k words100 chapters 18 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks554 readsUpdated 11 Feb 2026
Summary

Basically just a ton of my headcanons and deeper backstories for how I view Smurfs. The first chapter is species-wide notes, so two twin Smurfs' character profiles have been combined to keep the number of chapters 100.

Blossom (the Smurf village we all know and love) has a population of around 300, but I typically stick to referencing the following 100 Smurfs.

This work will be continuously updated over time, and will eventually include fanart.

Chapter 46: Chocolate/Apprentice Smurf ♂️

Gender: Male.

Special Trait: Candy making (especially chocolate)

Job(s): Candyman, sorcerer's apprentice.

Appearance: Average height and build. Orange eyes. Dark blue hat covered in stars, dark blue robe with oversized sleeves, white shoes. When among Smurfs, he wears striped overalls and a white hat.

Relatives: ???

Shipped With: ???

Age Bracket: Older-young adult or adult.

 

A chocolate maker who secretly works for Gargamel.

 

But like, is overall a nice(ish) guy and a normal Smurf. He's just a punchclock villain acting as Gargamel's long-suffering and exasperated assistant/minion who does his bidding in exchange for magic lessons.

 

So Gargamel's like "Smurf! Go gather mushrooms for my potion!"

And he's all like "[long dramatic sigh] yes Gargamel..." and grumbles while he drags a smurf-sized basket behind him to get the stupid mushrooms. XD

 

Because his teacher is Gargamel, he's very bad at magic, and even more accident-prone than his so-called mentor.

 

Despite everything, a part of him is fond of Gargamel. A little. Mostly he just thinks he's an idiot.

 

Bonds with Azrael over shared annoyance and exasperation with their 'master'.

Maybe there would be a moment before the other Smurfs know where Chocolate Smurf almost blows his cover because he forgets he's supposed to fear Azrael — maybe even one where he secretly talks Azrael into not attacking because of something happening that day (maybe some contest he's been looking forward to is happening, maybe he had a moment of sympathy for another Smurf's goals, whatever), and then badly covers up how he 'escaped' Azrael and is believed anyways.

 

In my head, it wouldn't be obvious at first that Chocolate and Apprentice are the same Smurf, with the rare but not unique eye color being the biggest clue. There'd be some fakeouts and foreshadowing before the audience learns (long before the other Smurfs do) that they're one and the same.

I as well find it funny to imagine Chocolate causing magical mishaps in the village and trying to hide his abilities from the other Smurfs. Maybe even accidentally cursing a batch of chocolate and trying to deal with it in increasingly ridiculous ways before his secret double life can be revealed.

 

I figure there would be a lot of back-and-forth in his arc, keeping the audience guessing which side he'll fully commit to for a long time before it finally happens. I want him to be someone the audience begins to root for, before reminding them that he's someone they need to root against.

 


 

I think that if he was ever discovered and had to choose between being Chocolate or Apprentice, he'd choose Apprentice. He may be a punchclock villain, but that's still a type of villain.

He might avoid actively hurting or capturing his fellow Smurfs, but he still feeds intel to and actively assists the man who is trying to turn them all into tests subjects and power sources.

He might have a place in the village and not actively hate any of his fellow Smurfs, but he has no love for them either. I suppose I have to correct myself, because he isn't a normal Smurf — he's a wizard's henchman, and it's a role he thrives in no matter how exasperated or annoyed or overburdened he gets.

He's not exactly evil, he's just... putting his own self interests first, in the worst way.

 

He wouldn't be completely selfish, though. He's still a Smurf, after all, and he'd have his moments of being genuinely compassionate or helpful. He'd probably even have a scene after switching fully to Gargamel's side where he uses what little magic he has to save the Smurfs from some other threat before running off back to Gargamel's hovel, showing he still somewhat cares about his own kind even after everything — just not more than he cares about the life he's built on the villains' side.

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Smurfwillow (Guest) via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2026-02-08

I recently looked at the lost village again Smurf and Willow have teal colored eyes

Umbrellaea via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2026-02-09

He doesn't have an eye color or is it unknown?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-09

I haven't decided his eye color yet.

Thanks for commenting, it's nice to know people are actually reading this 😄

Umbrellaea via AO3 2026-02-09

Your welcome!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 7 · 2026-02-09

"and for that Clumsy decided he was his now.*

I love this discrimination! I love how well you balanced out his character, and gave him flows, well still being a really interesting Smurf!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 15 · 2026-02-09

I'd make him the bro of Harmony, maybe?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 16 · 2026-02-09

How would one go about riding a bat..? Lol

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 19 · 2026-02-09

Ooooh, I like it!

If make him Dreamy's brother!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-09

Wait, are his arms actually white, or does he wear gloves?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-09

"He disappeared into the forest one Halloween and came back... different."

He's not actually a ghost, right..?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-09

Um... Yes and no?

He's not a ghost, he's not actively dead.

I can't decide if he really did die and came back to life or not, but something definitely happened to change him in a major way, so...

...okay fine I made a ghost Smurf. But one that's reborn instead of dead!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 36 · 2026-02-09

"She and Jokey had little choice in becoming mushroommates, and each tried to run the other out... via a quickly escalating series of pranks that completely disregarded any sense of safety or sanity whatsoever." CUUUTE! 😍

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 38 · 2026-02-09

"THIS IS A CANON SMURF THAT I JUST MADE BETTER, SEARCH IT."

😂 😂 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 40 · 2026-02-09

I love this! I had never heard of this Smurf, did you invent?

Also, HANGGLIDING?!?, is that how that's spelled??? That is the worst use of double G the English language has ever come up with! 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 45 · 2026-02-09

"He can talk to snakes. He really likes snakes. Most Smurfs do not like snakes. He does not care." 😆😆😆

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 45 · 2026-02-09

"He can hypnotize anysmurf. He likes hypnotizing Smurfs and making them dance."

WTF 😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 47 · 2026-02-09

😍 😍😍 I love this! He's amazing! He needs a proper bookie romance! Maybe with Brainy, lol. Or Clueless/Oblivious Smurf?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 49 · 2026-02-09

Aren't Doctor and Dabbler different Smurfs?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-09

Not anymore! 😜

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 54 · 2026-02-09

Oooh! You should ship him him Glow Smurf!

Jablons via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2026-02-09

Which Smurf is your favorite?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-02-10

Brainy, with Jokey as a very close second. Why do you ask? Oh, and what's your favorite? :)

Jablons via AO3 2026-06-07

Brainy Smurf

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-06-07

He's one of the best 😊

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 58 · 2026-02-10

Fear her, for she is queen of the hives! (Dramatic lightning flash and ominous buzzing)

This is my favorite description of anything/one EVER 😂😂😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 72 · 2026-02-11

Oooh! Interesting curse idea! 💡

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 73 · 2026-02-11

Language battles? 🤨

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 79 · 2026-02-11

Appearance: PIRATE - 😂😂😂😂😂

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 81 · 2026-02-11

(unless that Smurf just so happens to be Haberdasher, of course).

I SHIP IT!!!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 86 · 2026-02-11

Ooooh, what type of spider?

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 87 · 2026-02-11

I love the pun 😍

Shouldn't he have a firefighter hat? 🤨

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 89 · 2026-02-11

One day he got bored, started whittling, and accidentally became a cobbler. The end.

😂 😂 😂

Why wooden shoes?

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-10

...in my defense, I was really tired when I posted his profile XD

The wooden shoes are technically canon, tho

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 92 · 2026-02-11

⚡⚡⚡

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 95 · 2026-02-11

Special Trait: Moving dust from one area to another. 😂😂 😂

occasional baby sitter/nanny. 🤨 ...MARY POPPINS AND BERT, THE CHIMNEY SWEEP'S SON???? 😍

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 96 · 2026-02-11

Persnickety - Pennyworth??? Heya Al!!!

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-10

This comment has made me decide to commit to the idea, and now he's friends with a Smurf that rides bats 🙃

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 97 · 2026-02-11

He should make a city nearby! In-canon both the Grove and Village get destroyed, and a new one gets built...

Though we all know canon should be put in a box in our attic, covered in dust and spiderwebs, sometimes that old box can be taken out, to find a thing or two that might be useful! He could make a second (third) living area, since the Smurf population is growing. Maybe another town, or something, gets destroyed, and the occupants have to move to Smurf Village, so he makes a city for them!

IDK, either way, I love all of these characters so far!

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 99 · 2026-02-11

Why?!? 😂😂😂

Smurfs are pure and perfect! Lol

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 100 · 2026-02-11

Job(s): Being cute. 😍 😍 😍

He has some limited powers: teleportation, invulnerability, and crazy luck. 😂 😂 😂

Isn't Lucky Smurf luck?

I love the name Mayhem Smurf! It's just so amazing and hilarious! Seriously, the only thing you need to know about him is his name, then you know everything about him! Lol

 

This was so amazing! I love both your original characters, and your edits on old ones! So amazing! Keep up the good work! 😊

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 6 · 2026-02-15

'I love you and will tackle God himself if he looks at you funny — and I will win'.

That is... Exactly Hefty's energy, lol.

Gontonyak via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-02-15

"He silently follows people, especially children, if he sees them wandering around at night. This can come off as menacing, but his goal isn't to freak them out — it's to freak out anything else that might decide to follow them around."

His logic seems... flawed.

Arukir Author via AO3 2026-04-09

That's because it is! 🙃

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