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Hogwarts Nonsense

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Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Crack Not Beta Read Humor Original Character(s)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
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425 words5 chapters 6 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks13 readsUpdated 28 Apr 2024
Summary

A Slytherin, a Gryffindor, a Hufflepuff, and a Ravenclaw are somehow dorm mates. Chaos ensues.

Done in the style of Incorrect Quotes -- but not actually incorrect quotes -- this is definitely meant to be humourous, not logical nor anything resembling canon compliant.

Notes

Rowan -- Ravenclaw, girl
Hermes -- Hufflepuff, boy
Sly -- Slytherin, boy
Griff -- Gryffindor, girl

Griff and Hermes are siblings.

Chapter 1

Sly: ...And that's how we'll reform the Wizengamot!

 

Rowan: That's just world domination with a fancy name and extra steps.

 

Griff: Exactly!

 

Sly: Shut up, it's different.

 

Rowan: How is it different?

 

Griff: It sounds better, therefore we can get more followers.

 

Sly: Shut up!

 

Griff: But that's what you said!

 

Rowan: That's not actually the worst idea...

 

Hermes: Guys, I am only going to say this one more time -- STOP SCHEMING AND HELP ME WITH THE ASSIGNMENT!

6 carried over from the original posting

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