37 sparksChapter 1: Milkshakes And Centaurs
Quick explanation: I headcanon that Music Meister is a fifth dimensional imp that chooses to live amongst mortals rather than fanboying over a specific mortal, self-hampering his powers to lower-meta levels when he fights heroes.
His name is Mr Mscmystr.
Jervis: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Jonathan, tiredly: Schrödinger's boys...
Joker, mentally going down a rabbit hole: FUCK!
Harley: Wha' 'bout crackin' open a cold milkshake?
Edward: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Edward: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Jervis: ...
Joker: ...
Harley: ...
Jonathan: ..zzzz
Mr Mscmystr: -clapping-
Edward: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
Arkham guard: Wha' the hell are they talking about?!
Older Arkham Guard: You learn to ignore it after a while. Honestly, I doubt anything they say could faze me at this point.
Joker: Challenge accepted! Centaurs have six limbs an' are derefore insects! Discuss.
Arkham Guard, Older Arkham Guard, Jervis, and Harley: -start arguing-
Edward, mentally spiraling/having a breakdown: Oh, I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Joker: -cackles-
Harv, pounding on the cell walls: Shuddup, you fucking--!
Jonathan: -sleeps peacefully for once-
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Lmao this is so cute. Loved this entire collection of quotes❤️
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it, I worked hard on it. 😊
Lol those guards are going to go NSane. :)
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