37 sparksChapter 17: Books And Straw
I know pretty much nothing about Bookwyrm, including what exactly he actually DOES as a criminal. So, rather than searching it, I've sorta just made up stuff about him?
His name is Xavier Book. :D
Why does it seem like every book is a New York Times Bestseller??? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!!
Xavier, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
Jonathan, reading the annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
Jonathan now looking directly at Xavier: Fuck you.
Arkham librarian: ...
Librarian, through walkie-talkie: Doctor Leland, The Scarecrow is terrorizing Bookwyrm again.
Jonathan: Are you fucking kidding me? He started it by hiding my textbooks!
Librarian, holding Xavier: -glares at Jonathan-
Xavier, through tears: H-he kept dog-earring them! -sobs-
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Lmao this is so cute. Loved this entire collection of quotes❤️
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it, I worked hard on it. 😊
Lol those guards are going to go NSane. :)
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