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Take It Off

Warnings
Creator chose not to add warnings
Fandom
Batman - All Media Types
Main relationship
Oswald Cobblepot/Selina Kyle
Other relationships
Jonathan Crane/Jervis Tetch
Main characters
Oswald Cobblepot Selina Kyle
Other characters
Jonathan Crane Harleen Quinzel Pamela Isley Jervis Tetch Edward Nygma Harvey Dent Joker (DCU) Clayface Killer Croc Victor Fries Music Meister
Other tags
The Iceberg Lounge Character Study Dialogue Light The Rogues Gallery as Family (Batman) Implied Relationships
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
Stats
1,563 words4 chapters 72 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks21 readsUpdated 22 Jul 2024
Summary

The Iceberg Lounge is many things. To some, it's a silly theme club. To others, it's the center of a vast criminal organization. To Gotham's wealthy, it's a lovely place to bring a date or catch a show.

To Gotham's freaks, it's a haven.

(Points if you know which song I'm pulling the fic name and chapter titles from).

Notes

Any mention of drinks are non-alcoholic.

Chapter 3: It's A Hole In The Wall

The Iceberg Lounge is popular, it's big-time, it's known in every corner of Gotham. Outside of Gotham, however, is a completely different story.

 

Empires that get too big fall. They can't keep the resources flowing, they can't keep their nasty sides hidden. They can't keep track of everything, can't coordinate, can't defend themselves.

 

As far as the world's concerned, the Lounge and its owner aren't really anything special. A one-town act that's mostly unknown in a city that happens to have Batman in it.

 

As far as the world's concerned, Oswald Cobblepot is a little man in a little club with delusions of grandiour. And maybe, possibly, a crook who's been caught more than once.

 

As far as Gotham's concerned, he's a king. The Penguin has only been caught a few times, always managing to get himself out in a mostly-legal manner.

 

He runs the smuggling business in Gotham, has his flippers in every pie, has every Rogue and many cops on his payroll. Even the Bat can barely touch him. All while maintaining the legal side of everything.

 

Penguin, Oswald, Mr Cobblepot. Everyone knows he's one and the same, but not a damn thing can be done about it. He watches as mobsters shoot each other into oblivion and Rogues so foolishly get caught, being not really either and yet both.

 

Is he a criminal mastermind, a smuggler and a mob boss, just one that happens to be smart enough to stick around when all the others became obsolete? Or is he a Supervillain, flamboyant and in it for the game, just one that's calmer than most?

 

The answer is simple: yes and no, both and neither. Oswald Cobblepot is simply a business man who happens to have what it takes to make it in Gotham. Why should he need to label it further?

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Comments carried over from AO3 (4)

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Ooogooo (Guest) via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2024-07-22

Hi, your Batman fics kick ass, they're short and sweet and you have a good writing style. Hope you keep writing and I also hope you have a nice day :)

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-07-22

Wow, this is one of the nicest comments I've ever gotten. Thank you so very much, I'm so glad you enjoy my work! I hope you have a nice day as well 😊

kaszn via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2024-07-24

Love this!! it's so sweet and silly, I'm glad I got to read another fic from you!! 🤩🫶

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-07-24

Thank you!!! 😊 😁

I'm glad you enjoy my work!

originalmeepbird via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2026-02-18

Nice fic and I feel that Keha reference in my bones

Pazymuk via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2026-10-02

Penguin the punctual! Lol

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