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Hogwarts Nonsense

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Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Crack Not Beta Read Humor Original Character(s)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
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425 words5 chapters 6 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks12 readsUpdated 28 Apr 2024
Summary

A Slytherin, a Gryffindor, a Hufflepuff, and a Ravenclaw are somehow dorm mates. Chaos ensues.

Done in the style of Incorrect Quotes -- but not actually incorrect quotes -- this is definitely meant to be humourous, not logical nor anything resembling canon compliant.

Notes

Rowan -- Ravenclaw, girl
Hermes -- Hufflepuff, boy
Sly -- Slytherin, boy
Griff -- Gryffindor, girl

Griff and Hermes are siblings.

Chapter 3

Sly: In my defense--

 

Rowan: Nope, no, there is no possible defense for this! You're lucky if we aren't all arrested, much less expelled!

 

Hermes: G-guys? Where's my sister..?

 

Griff, in full armor, fighting a hydra: Don't worry, I GOT THIS!!!

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