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Hogwarts Nonsense

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Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Crack Not Beta Read Humor Original Character(s)
Language
English
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425 words5 chapters 6 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks26 readsUpdated 28 Apr 2024
Summary

A Slytherin, a Gryffindor, a Hufflepuff, and a Ravenclaw are somehow dorm mates. Chaos ensues.

Done in the style of Incorrect Quotes -- but not actually incorrect quotes -- this is definitely meant to be humourous, not logical nor anything resembling canon compliant.

Notes

Rowan -- Ravenclaw, girl
Hermes -- Hufflepuff, boy
Sly -- Slytherin, boy
Griff -- Gryffindor, girl

Griff and Hermes are siblings.

Chapter 4

Sly: The name of the game is Truth Or Dare!

 

Rowan: The game is too easy to win.

 

Sly: No it's not!

 

Rowan: Yes it is, you just dare someone to do something they'd never do. For instance, Griff, I dare you to climb to the top of one of the quidditch towers, jump off it onto the broom of a nearby practicing player, strand that player on the Astronomy Tower, fly the hijacked broom through the window of McGonagall's office, land on her desk, and ask her for directions to the nearest Kitty Food Mart.

 

Sly: .........

 

Griff, running off: ON IT!

 

Rowan, stares in disbelief: Wait, what?

 

Sly: Ha! Told you it wasn't that easy!

 

Hermes, chasing after Griff: NONINONO, SHE WAS JUST KIDDING!

 

Rowan:... This is it, I'm getting expelled...

 

Sly: Don't worry, we'll just fake the Imperius. Mother showed me how after that whole war incident.

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