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Hogwarts Nonsense

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Fandom
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Crack Not Beta Read Humor Original Character(s)
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
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425 words5 chapters 6 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks27 readsUpdated 28 Apr 2024
Summary

A Slytherin, a Gryffindor, a Hufflepuff, and a Ravenclaw are somehow dorm mates. Chaos ensues.

Done in the style of Incorrect Quotes -- but not actually incorrect quotes -- this is definitely meant to be humourous, not logical nor anything resembling canon compliant.

Notes

Rowan -- Ravenclaw, girl
Hermes -- Hufflepuff, boy
Sly -- Slytherin, boy
Griff -- Gryffindor, girl

Griff and Hermes are siblings.

Chapter 5

Griff: I always try to protect others and do the right thing!

 

Hermes: I try my best, and I accept that I don't always exceed. But I'm always polite, and that's what's important.

 

Rowan: I try to take into account as many facts and variables as possible before making decisions, but truthfully, most of the time... I just follow my curiosity.

 

Sly: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my entire life. *Ignore the hydra, it doesn't exist, just a figment of your imagination*.

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