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Rogues' Group Chat

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Fandom
Batman - All Media Types
Other characters
Edward Nygma Jonathan Crane Jervis Tetch Victor Fries Joker (DCU) Clayface Oswald Cobblepot Selina Kyle Harleen Quinzel Pamela Isley Killer Croc Harvey Dent
Other tags
Chatting & Messaging
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3
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1,221 words12 chapters 57 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks42 readsUpdated 30 Jun 2024
Summary

The Rogues have a group chat. An incorrect quotes-chat.

Notes

Warning, this fic has curse words and minorly sexual humor.

Recommendation: click 'Entire Fic' and read this as one long text chain

Chapter 10

[BeNimble]: Does anyone know how to wrap a bandage so it stays on?

 

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: Why do u need to no?

 

[BeNimble]: I may have been aggressively poked with a knife.

 

[SoftPaws]: You were stabbed?!

 

[BeNimble]: No, no. I was aggressively poked with a knife.

 

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: That is the exact same thing where the hell are you I'll come pick you uo

 

[BeNimble]: near Crocs place

 

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: You're in the sewer?!

 

--no response--

 

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Hello?

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Joker?

 

--some time later--

 

[DiamondsAre4ever]: Has anyone found him yet??!

 

[Vicnora4ever]: No.

[Vicnora4ever]: I have checked fifteen different shoe stores in case he was talking about that sort of croc. No luck, will keep searching.

 

[SomeSeriousScythe]: He isn't by the university.

 

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: Arkham doesn't have him.

 

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Neither do the bats.

 

[$Cobblepot$]: No luck either, I'm afraid.

 

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools]: dOn'T worRY, HaRleY. ThE kNavE WilL bE OKaY.

 

[GaiasHerald]: Yeah, Harls. This is probably some dumb prank.

 

[GeminiB'llsh't]: BBH -- if it is, we're gonna make that clown wish it wasn't. HD -- please let it be a dumb prank.

 

[SoftPaws]: Keep looking, everyone. We'll find him eventually.

 

[Krok]: Found him. Taking him to hospital.

 

[DiamondsAre4ever]: CROC YOU'RE A BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEING YOU ABSOLUTE ANGEL

 

[SphinxyAndIKnowIt]: Which hospital?

 

[Krok]: Gotham Main

 

[SomeSeriousScythe]: We're on our way.

 

[Vicnora4ever]: :)

 

[GeminiB'llsh't]: Thank God

 

[WonderlandRulesOzDrools]: He'S aLrIgHt!!!

 

[SoftPaws]: That clown is going to be the end of me.

 

[GaiasHerald]: Great, now Harley can stop panicking.

 

[$Cobblepot$]: A glad-you-are-not-dead celebration will be held in the Lounge next Friday, provided Joker is well enough and not in Arkham.

 

[TheRealGreatestShowman]: Oh, if he's in Arkham by then, I'm busting him out.

 

--some time later--

 

[BeNimble]: Just read all the messages from after I black out.

[BeNimble]: you guys, I think I'm gonna cry

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Comments carried over from AO3 (4)

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Purpledragon13 via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2024-07-03

The rouges all being besties and actually caring about each gives me life. Thank you for this 🙏

Arukir Author via AO3 2024-07-03

The Rogues are all a big family who would do anything for each other, and no one can change my mind.

Glad you like it, this is one of the nicest comments I've ever gotten. 😁

Pazymuk (Guest) via AO3 on Chapter 12 · 2024-07-04

Okay, this is brilliant! More. Make more.

TheGreenInYellowJournalism via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2024-08-23

You could have A=Scarecrow, B=Riddler,?=Mad Hatter, C=Penguin maybe?, D=Harley and E=Joker. I don't know if that fits their personalities all the way, but thought you may like the idea. (No pressure to come back, though!)

FreddyVampireAccountant via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2026-08-24

I don’t know, but doing the math over a joke is definitely a Riddler thing.

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