Sometimes, Riddler takes hostages. It's a bad thing, but he IS a supervillain. He challenges them to puzzles and games, knowing they won't solve them, reveling in his victory.
So what happens when he meets a hostage so annoying, Riddler would actually rather lose?
Told through Incorrect Quotes!
Notes
In my head, the hostage is named Jeff (the reasons why will become apparent later on), but feel free to imagine any gender or name you want.
Chapter 3: Return Of The Cleverly Annoying Hostage!
'Panther' actually refers to five species of cats, otherwise known as 'Big Cats', including lions. So the Pink Panther could be a Lion, a Tiger, a Leopard, a Snow Leopard, or a Jaguar. Or just misnamed.
(Snow Leopards are actually closer to Tigers than Leopards. Mountain lions aren't lions, they aren't even Panthera. Cheetahs aren't Panthera either. Cats are WEIRD.)
Hostage, trying to figure out the answer to a puzzle: Is the Pink Panther a lion?
Riddler: Say that again but slower.
Hostage: I don't get it.
Riddler: He's a PANTHER.
Hostage: Is that a type of lion?
Riddler: No, it's a fucking panther.
Hostage: -googles panthers- But they aren't pink?
Riddler: AND LIONS ARE?!
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lasagnaBoivia AO3on Chapter 15 · 2024-07-03
This is hilarious!
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ArukirAuthorvia AO32024-07-03
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. 😊
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Pazymukvia AO3on Chapter 15 · 2024-07-20
Ha ha ha. He has met his match! I laughed out loud!
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This is hilarious!
Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. 😊
Ha ha ha. He has met his match! I laughed out loud!
😊 😊 😊
I can already tell that Riddler is going to lose it XD
Poor Riddler.
He's one of my favorite characters, but he needs to be knocked down a peg every once in a while, you know? 😂
I don't know, but don't let Harvey hear it out of context (maybe even in context...)
Okay, but eating a KitKat sideways is a crime I didn't even realize existed. Just- why!?
Now I kinda want to try eating one sideways... It would be SO messy, though.
STAY STRONG. AVOID THE TEMPTATION.
😂 😂😂
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HAHAHAHA 🤣
Glad you enjoyed! I love making people laugh! 😁
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