Fics

Megamind's Lair has noise dampeners. The noise dampeners are always on, unless it's showtime. And Wayne very much wishes he could blame instinct or muscle memory for coming to the Lair one night after the dampeners malfunctioned.

Warden Samuels is enjoying a rare day off — though enjoying might be the wrong word — when he gets an unexpected visitor.

Father-son fluff between The Warden and Megamind, with a little angst. Megamind is called M'ren.

It was a normal day. Well, normal for Roxanne Ritchi, anyways.

In which Megamind does not understand aquaphobia, Roxanne is maybe a little too okay with Supervillainary, and I hate people who eat live octopus with a burning passion. Enjoy!

Wayne Scott very much does not want to be in his nemesis's Lair, but what else is he supposed to do when Megamind sounded so urgent on the phone?

An idea I had that I really hope someone else does more with (please?)

Minion is stuck in Roxanne Ritchi's apartment after his robot suit malfunctions.

Short oneshot right now but I might add more later.

A series of random moments from BJ's childhood, which will be updated inconsistently. The first chapter is just my backstory for him, which more-or-less applies to all BJ fics I write, and is the only one necessary to read for the series. Note, I may decide to contradict something in here in later installments of this series, but unless directly contradicted everything that happens in this is 'canon' to the rest.

My 134th fanfic! Only 66 to go before March 7, 2025...

Lydia Deetz has accidentally summoned a demon-ghost-monster thing, and she has absolutely no idea what to do about it. But, hey, at least he isn't boring.

My 133rd fanfic! 😁

Fanart of Lydia (drawn by me) at the end of the fic. :)

Bushroot and Liquidator have both changed so much over the years, each barely recognizable as who they once were. They have very different thoughts and reactions to this fact.

Stephanie's first Halloween after being adopted is a bit more chaotic than she might expect. Includes Fear Toxin, bad song rewrites, and maybe the beginning of a little romance.

Was going to post on Halloween, but accidentally deleted it and barely managed to restore it, so panic-posting now. Will add Fanart on Halloween, as a compromise.

Betelgeuse has been banished to Sandring, the Moon of Saturn where the Sandworms live. Unable to access his powers and barely holding on, he clings to a diminishing hope that this isn't the end.

An alternate first meeting for Beetlejuice and Lydia, with bits of both the cartoon and movies. May write a sequel. My 129th fanfic! :)

Update: Now includes an image of Beetlejuice made using ChatGPT!

I went through something and found a Wooloo Pokémon card, so I wrote this fic about a Wooloo to work through my emotions.

My 128th fic, only 72 more before I reach my goal of 200 by the 7th of March, 2025.

After getting kicked out of the village for the millionth time, Brainy finds a Smurf crying alone in the forest. When the last Smurf he ever expected to shares more in common with him than he'd like to admit, will Brainy be able to put old grievances aside to help a fellow Smurf?

Edit: Now includes fanart!

When Loki gets a present, it starts a conversation about family, blackmail, and spatulas.

(Edit: My Little sister has deemed this trio 'LOL' based on their names and I just... How did I not see that?!)

Freed from his cement form by a mysterious Darkwing Duck lookalike, The Liquidator ponders his offer to work for him. It takes a lot of consideration, he can't just commit to anything without looking at the fineprint.

Of course, helping with a little branding issue is hardly the same as joining the team, right?

Just a little moment in Hordak's life, before the beginning of the series, as he works in his lab.

Written for my sister, let's call her Kitty (sorry it's not long, sis, hope you like it anyways).

A small thing about two OCs of mine, though I might add some actual chapters later on.

(My 123rd fanfic posted)

Just a list of headcanons I might work into a fanfic/s someday. Subject to updates.

Example: Mrs Norris (Filch's cat) isn't a cat -- she's an animagus.

(First chapter is headcanons, after that is Fanart)

Who knows the old myths? The ones of mismatched socks and stale bread in pockets? The ones of names and thresholds? The ones of rice and tangled hair?

If you understand all that, you might just enjoy this fic. If you don't understand it, you might just learn something. Fey are tricky creatures, especially in the Celtic myths, so how might Owen be if he acted a tad more like what he truly is?

Alexander wants a pet. Alexander would take very good care of a pet. Now all he has to do is convince his parents.

When Xanatos and Fox go away on their honeymoon, Owen is left running the company. Which is fine, he's done it before, plenty of times (albeit, only for one or two days). So why is he so nervous?

Or: Puck has separation anxiety and doesn't realize it because he never really cared about anyone before, so blames it on work stuff instead.

Here is the story of a Shadow Lord, or perhaps a Lord's fool, and a Rainbow Princess. One is free as he wishes, trapped within the dark. The other is imprisoned, traveling the Gods' world. What will happen when Shadow and Light meet?

A sorta-retelling of Hades and Persephone.

After Owen is rescued from a very-stressful kidnapping, Xanatos is overcome with relief that he's safe. His reaction reveals a gap in Owen's knowledge.

(Set after the Gathering, so Puck couldn't just save them. The kidnapping isn't actually shown, just the aftermath, but I might write it someday.)

It had been a business deal of some sort, of that Owen was sure. He remembers watching Xanatos skillfully weave his words to gain the outcome he desired. Owen remembers these things, but the details are overwhelmed by the memories that follow.

Because Owen remembers the sound of a gun. He remembers a spray of red. He remembers watching Xanatos fall to the ground.

(No Character Death, don't worry)

With Oberon in New York, Puck runs away as fast as he can. But he returns and fights his Lord, despite knowing he doesn't have much chance of defeating him.

What was going through Puck's head between running away and coming back?

What went through Owen's head when he dipped his hand in that cauldron? Being Puck, he must've known what would happen -- so why did he do it?

After using intense amounts of magic in Demona's disservice, all Puck wants to do is take a nap. Unfortunately, he happens to share his brain with the world's most dedicated workaholic.

Owen is always there for David Xanatos and his family, even if it's just to provide a bit of comfort. Of course, being a thousands-of-years old fey, the ways he goes about that can get a bit peculiar.

111th fic posted!

Owen is on a coffee run when he encounters a mugger.

Inspired by the following quote (though I ended up not using it, lol):
"Any last words?"
"Do you think I'm cute? Be honest."

It's been a long time since Whistle was in such a wide open space. A long enough time that he'd forgotten what the urge to stalk someone across the open plain felt like.

But now that he feels his long-dormant instincts awakening, will he follow them? Or will his own nature throw a wrench in his plans?

Tim's a stalker. He's not proud of it, but- no, okay, he's proud of it. It was how he became Robin, how he pulled Batman out of his depression, of course he's proud of it! Stalking his crush? Yeah, he's a tad less proud of that...

Not many people get to see Loki pout. Not many people know that Leader likes trashy romance novels. Not many people ever see their softer sides.

Otto isn't sure how to feel about the fact that he's one of those people.

Xanatos had some very important paperwork to discuss with Owen. Unfortunately, it seems Owen isn't available right now...

*Out of all the times Xanatos had gone into Owen's room unannounced, he had never once walked in on him naked. This time was no different, except that Owen had forgotten to wear something much more interesting than clothes; himself.*

Poems about Wonderland, written by me.

A poem I wrote a while back about fairy tales. Includes references to multiple myths and stories. For those who love the old tales of so much more than dragons and knights. 😊

The Iceberg Lounge is many things. To some, it's a silly theme club. To others, it's the center of a vast criminal organization. To Gotham's wealthy, it's a lovely place to bring a date or catch a show.

To Gotham's freaks, it's a haven.

(Points if you know which song I'm pulling the fic name and chapter titles from).

In which Stephanie has a crisis, Jonathan is over everyone else's shit, Jervis hates Alice In Wonderland remakes, and Edward isn't allowed to watch Jeopardy anymore.

A fluffy night in for the Dork Squad (plus Stephanie). Based on some moments in my own family.

A little Voltorb has a big dream; rolling to the top of a hill! Can he do it?

My 100th fic!!

Edit: As of the 28th of May, 2026, this is my first ever fic to have a Podfic made of it 🤩🤩🤩

Twilight isn't a good flier, or at least not as good as she could be. Which is the only reason she's taking flying lessons with a certain guard. Purely to improve her abilities. What other reason could there POSSIBLY be..?

Discord reveals how his view of chaos and order has changed.

There's a riddle that most kindergartners can solve but most Harvard students can't. I couldn't solve it, and the answer blew my mind.

That got me thinking... How would Edward react the world's hardest riddle?

Being abused doesn't mean you can't be an abuser.
Being an abuser doesn't mean you can't be abused.

What happened between Joker and Harley at the end of Joker's Millions?

The Gargoyles' first 4th Of July, set the July before The Gathering.

Once again, Jonathan finds himself on the wrong side of Bolton's wrath, with no way to escape -- luckily, he has an unexpected ally.

Sometimes, Riddler takes hostages. It's a bad thing, but he IS a supervillain. He challenges them to puzzles and games, knowing they won't solve them, reveling in his victory.

So what happens when he meets a hostage so annoying, Riddler would actually rather lose?

Told through Incorrect Quotes!

Mr Mscmystr, better known as Music Meister, is a Fifth Dimensional Imp. Bat-Mite and Mr Mxyzptlk are dating. Incorrect Quotes.

Do I need to say more?

What could make Harley and Ivy better? Incorrect Quotes!

Bookwyrm, Firefly, and Roxy Rocket are roommates.
Chaos, incorrect quotes, arson, Bookwyrm's personal hell, and shenanigans.

Sure, we've seen the sort of chaos the Bat family gets up to, but what about the Waynes?

Edward and his adopted daughter live with Jonathan and Jervis.

When Twoface starts dating Edward, Harvey and Harv find themselves with quite the adjustment period.

Incorrect Quotes!

Jonathan Crane has had a rough life. Even if things are a lot better now, he still suffers from nightmares and insomnia.

Luckily, through the years, he has his friends to help him (no matter how much he doesn't want them to).

Incorrect Quotes!

If Joker was gay and not abusive, what might his friendship with Doctor Harleen Quinzel have looked like? Perhaps Incorrect Quotes can give us the answer.

In an old comic, it was revealed that Clock King and Mad Hatter were brothers. And they were close, with Clock King expressing complete disbelief and anger when his henchmen suggested Jervis might betray him.

I want to bring the idea of them being brothers and close back into the minds of the fandom. What better way than Incorrect Quotes?

Arkham is a crazy place full of crazy people. What sort of fun do the Rogues get up to, in their home away from home?

Incorrect Quotes!

Riddler: I hate you
Joker: Love ya too!

Incorrect Quotes with one of my favorite chaotic duos

Bats Vs Rogues with Incorrect Quotes

Incorrect Quotes with the Batman Rogues

Non-murderous Joker and Batman. Incorrect Quotes. So I really need to say more?

The Rogues have a group chat. An incorrect quotes-chat.

Someone gave me an incorrect quotes generator. I'm making it everyone else's problem.

Each chapter is my old notes for a fanfic I'll probably never write, but REALLY hope someone else does!

If you want to write a Batman fic but don't have any ideas, please feel free to use and change any of these. Though, I hope you comment if you do, so I can read your fic!