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Bats, Birds, and Spiders

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Fandom
Batman (Comics) Spider-Man - All Media Types
Main relationship
Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne
Other relationships
Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson & Peter Parker & Jason Todd Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker Peter Parker & Damian Wayne Cassandra Cain & Peter Parker Barbara Gordon/Dick Grayson Duela Dent & Jason Todd Stephanie Brown/Tim Drake Jon Lane Kent/Damian Wayne
Main characters
Bruce Wayne Dick Grayson Jason Todd Tim Drake (DCU) Damian Wayne Cassandra Cain
Other characters
Alfred Pennyworth Selina Kyle Oswald Cobblepot Barbara Gordon Duela Dent Katrina Stephanie Brown Harvey Dent Edward Nygma Jon Lane Kent (DCU New 52) Victor Fries Original Child(ren) of Nora Fries and Victor Fries
Other tags
Siblings Sibling Bonding Sibling Love Adopted Sibling Relationship Sibling Rivalry Good Sibling Jason Todd Good Sibling Dick Grayson Good Sibling Damian Wayne Good Older Sibling Dick Grayson Good Sibling Tim Drake (DCU) Good Sibling Cassandra Cain Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU) Hijinks & Shenanigans Shenanigans Oreos Pizza Incorrect Quotes Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU) Bruce Wayne is Brucie Wayne Bruce Wayne Adopts Peter Parker Puppies Dick grayson has a baby Dick Grayson marries Barbara Gordon Halloween Costumes Halloween Second Halloween made up holiday Christmas Valentine's Day Fluff pride month
Language
English
Originally published
on AO3 · updated 27 Jan 2026
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10k words197 chapters 162 sparks0 comments0 bookmarks4 readsUpdated 27 Jan 2026
Summary

Incorrect quotes with the batfam+spiderman!

Notes

Mostly out of order.

Chapter 2: Rookie Mistake

Jason: We need to open this locked door. Peter, give me your credit card.


Peter: Here.


Jason, pocketing it: Thanks. Tim, open that door.


Tim, picking the lock: Rookie mistake.

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Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-26

Thank you 😊 glad you're enjoying!

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Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-26

No, I don't talk to people online, sorry.

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Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-26

Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed!

Sorry, I don't speak with people online...

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Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-26

You could tell me your ideas on here if you want tho?

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Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-26

Ok, no problem. Sorry :/

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 29 · 2026-01-26

Oh, this is BRILLIANT 😂😂😂

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-01-26

What? No. WHY 😭

XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 33 · 2026-01-26

Spidey Boi ❤️

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 37 · 2026-01-26

Or angry that they stole his gimmick...

I love this 😍

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

True...

Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 39 · 2026-01-26

I like that you removed the drug reference, even if the joke makes no sense now. I'mma assume it's Batcodes or something.

Uhjonathan via AO3 2026-04-20

Oh, for sure Batcodes

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 44 · 2026-01-26

Neal 💕

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 45 · 2026-01-26

One of my favorites 🤩

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 47 · 2026-01-26

Most in-character thing yet 😂

Uhjonathan via AO3 2026-04-30

For real

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 50 · 2026-01-26

Tim never stops being a stalker, he just gets to live with the object of his obsession 😂😂😂

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

This is my favorite comment EVER 😂😂😂 YOU'RE NOT WRONG!

Uhjonathan via AO3 2026-04-30

You’re so right!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 53 · 2026-01-26

Yes! 🙂‍↕️

Very Tim, much funny.

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 54 · 2026-01-26

Petey is still nerd 🤓

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Yep 🙃

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 55 · 2026-01-26

Oh look, a summary of their entire brotherhood XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 56 · 2026-01-26

Wait no why is Petey so chill about being separated from Aunt May??? 😢

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Uhhh...?

Maybe he is trying to get back, or...?
IDK, maybe he can still call her somehow?

Arukir via AO3 2026-04-08

.......would it be weird to ship Aunt May and Alfred???

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 57 · 2026-01-26

Claremore????

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Lol 😂 😂 😂

Fixed it, thanks!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 58 · 2026-01-26

OMS 😂🤣😅😅😅🤣

BEST ONE YET

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thank you 😊

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 59 · 2026-01-26

This is one of the best combinations of Incorrect Quotes ever, it's brilliant, I love it 😍

Good job.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thank you! I do try 😏

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

And you succeed! ;)

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 60 · 2026-01-26

Awww 🥰

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 63 · 2026-01-26

XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 64 · 2026-01-26

[Bruce: *Laughs*]
— This was already funny, but that seals it. Brucie Wayne at his FINEST

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 65 · 2026-01-26

Why is this so fitting, tho??? Like, they could've done it first and we'd use it as an Incorrect Quote for Thor and Loki. I love this.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thank you!

You're not wrong... I could actually see it originating from them. 😊

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 70 · 2026-01-26

But what does this even mean???

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

What do you mean?

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 71 · 2026-01-26

🙏*deep breath in* ...HULK 👉

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

I feel like he could still take him...
I mean, he was raised by the 🦇...

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

No, I meant that this quote is basically how Hulk works 🤣

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Ohhh, yeah, that's Fair 😂

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 72 · 2026-01-26

OH MY STARS YESSSSS 🤣🤣🤣

Nessqueely via AO3 on Chapter 72 · 2026-01-26

one hop this time
right foot let's stomp

stomps on enemy's foot

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Lol, thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed it!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 73 · 2026-01-27

I feel so called out right now 😂😂😂

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Lol, don't we all? 😂

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 74 · 2026-01-27

Gerbil 🐹🐹🐹

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

🤩 I didn't even think of that, lol

🐹🐹 🐹

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 76 · 2026-01-27

I love that Jason is this big, rough, violent bruiser... who's as well a literary nerd. I love it. MOTHER DUCKING DEPTH, BITCHES

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

OMG, YES!!!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 78 · 2026-01-27

🪩 🦉 🌃 🌳

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 80 · 2026-01-27

This is... exactly their personalities, actually. I love it.

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 81 · 2026-01-27

Tim is a petty prankster gremlin and I love him 💛

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Yes. Yes, he is.

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 83 · 2026-01-27

Works with Bruce and Alfred as well, tbh

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Huh, it does, doesn't it?
...
Is Alfred Dick from the future??? THINK about it for a sec...

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

....no. Just no. 😂

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

HE COULD BE!!!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 85 · 2026-01-27

1) Wtf is a rice cabinet???
2) YESS XD

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

A cabinet that you put rice in 🙃

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 88 · 2026-01-27

This just kept getting better and better XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 89 · 2026-01-27

This entire fic is so amazingly in-character, is the crazy part. It's hilarious and I love it 😂 😍 🩷

ALL THE EXTRA KUDOS: 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Aww, thank you!!! 😊

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 91 · 2026-01-27

Yeah, Jason's got the best apartment and cooks gourmet meals all the time. He sits around with classical music playing while he reads Emily Dickinson.

But no-one ever believes him. XD

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

EXACTLY! He's one part street rat, one part Egyptian cat!

Yes, ninety percent of his friends (and his girlfriend) are criminals, he owns a million guns, and he would rather fight someone then talk it out.

BUT, afterwards he's gonna go back to his house, cook a nice meal, pet Dog, and read some Emily Dickinson in the light of a lavender candle.

He might have grown up on the street, but he also grew up with Alfred and Bruce.

HE CAN BE BOTH.

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

HE CAN BE BOTH 🙂‍↕️

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 95 · 2026-01-27

HAS DAMIAN EVER WATCHED TEENAGED MUTANT NINJA TURTLES???

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

He definitely should! Didn't the two shows have a crossover once? Would they even have the TMNT show in Gotham???

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 97 · 2026-01-27

Direct parallel to the earlier one, I love it 🤣🤣🤣

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 98 · 2026-01-27

Aw, even Dami's getting in on it 😍

You capture character voices fairly well. I like how you remember little details like Damian's 'tsk's and such. Good job.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thank you 😊

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 100 · 2026-01-27

But they aren't adults...

This is hilarious and the codenames are so perfect and I love it 😂😂😂

As well, I just really like the idea that the Iceberg Lounge is neutral ground for the Bats and Rogues and such. ❤️

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Dick and Jason are by this point, I think?

Thank you! I had other nicknames for them, but then I remembered that Dick nicknamed them all, and had to think about what he would choose!

The Iceberg Lounge is DEFINITELY neutral ground, no matter what cannon says!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 103 · 2026-01-27

[butterfly guy meme] Is this romance?

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 104 · 2026-01-27

Wait, does that mean he's still a reporter in this verse?? 😍

Do he and Tim bond over cameras???? 😍 😍 😍

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Of course he is!

...YES!!! 😍😍😍

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 105 · 2026-01-27

Jason always thinks he's so edgy 🤣 But then he's always just so not 🤣🤣

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 106 · 2026-01-27

Alternatively: EVERY ROBIN EVER XD

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Pretty much, yeah.

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 108 · 2026-01-27

I love how this and the last one are kinda a set XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 111 · 2026-01-27

YESSSSS XD 🎷

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 112 · 2026-01-27

How did he not know, though???? XD

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

He did know they were dating, just not that they were living together.

And he DEFINITELY wasn't expecting to barge in on them in bed together lol.

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 113 · 2026-01-27

It's always stormy in Gotham 😜

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

⛈️🌧️☁️

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 115 · 2026-01-27

Yes; 🙂‍↕️

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 119 · 2026-01-27

Ming ming ming, ming, ming ming ming

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Lol, fixed it, thanks!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 122 · 2026-01-27

I love this, pure gold 🤩

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 127 · 2026-01-27

Best one yet 🪘

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 129 · 2026-01-27

FIIIIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 131 · 2026-01-27

👌

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 133 · 2026-01-27

My favorite zapping expression 😺

As well: FIIIIIIRE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 134 · 2026-01-27

...but those are their love interests...

As well this is hilarious 😂

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Eh, this is before their dating.

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

*they're 😊

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

*They're 😊

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 135 · 2026-01-27

I'm so used to versions of Tim that strangely don't read and I like this soooo much better 🤩

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thank you!

Why wouldn't TIM read??? He is the nerdy one who runs WE, he DEFINITELY reads!

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

Ikr?! XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 137 · 2026-01-27

I read Duela as Dick for a second and OH MY GOD I was freaking out XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 139 · 2026-01-27

I was literally thinking about this one! So perfect 😍

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 140 · 2026-01-27

IT WAS SECRETLY A SAGA 😍

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 141 · 2026-01-27

Jason, sweetie, NO

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Hmmm.... Jason, sweetie, YES!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 142 · 2026-01-27

Dick: 🤦‍♀️

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 143 · 2026-01-27

The chapter title XD XD XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 144 · 2026-01-27

XD

You know what's funny? Between The Lizard, Green Goblin, and Venom, Peter's actually pretty used to guys like Twoface...

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

True, he probably would be...

Spidey's kinda made for Gotham lol

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 147 · 2026-01-27

There's no comma between nudity and death, so I'mma hafta assume that's a combined scenerio.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Ah, I forgot about the Oxford Comma! Mistake rectified, thanks 😊

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 150 · 2026-01-27

Um...

That escalated quickly XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 151 · 2026-01-27

Two types of people ↑

XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 152 · 2026-01-27

WTF even HAPPENED, tho?????

Also: Spidey, my beloved 😍

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

They used a canon to rob a bank! 🙃

It prop had something to do with catching someone, or making a distraction, or a bet or something...

IDK, a story for another time!

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

Hell of a story 🤣🤣🤣

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 154 · 2026-01-27

He's adapted quickly, I gotta say.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Yep! If spiders are good at one thing, it's adapting!

...And making websites.

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

Websites XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 155 · 2026-01-27

Again: WHAT HAPPENED???! XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 156 · 2026-01-27

They are best friends and I love it.

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 157 · 2026-01-27

Second Halloween XD

TWELVE TUBS OF SPIDERS 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 158 · 2026-01-27

THE FRIES DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS 😊😊😊😊😊

I love this, this is adorable.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thank you!

Yes, they definitely do!

I feel like Snow would actually usually be pretty upbeat, despite the circumstance. Kinda like what Dick is to Bruce, except she wouldn't be a villain/hero.

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 159 · 2026-01-27

Michigan XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 161 · 2026-01-27

Yesssss XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 160 · 2026-01-27

THE BEST BATSUIT

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Definitely the craziest!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 162 · 2026-01-27

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 ♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️♟️

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 163 · 2026-01-27

The best one XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 164 · 2026-01-27

Batmoooooon 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 165 · 2026-01-27

This is hilarious and so in-character and I love it.

Unfortunately unrealistic, though, for precisely one reason: Alfred. As long as he exists, your argument is invalid.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Alfred has banned them from ever using the kettle, ever since the dreaded exploding tea incident. Every 6th of march since no one dares step foot in the kitchen, nor make eye contact with Alfred Pennyworth or Alfred The Cat.

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

Oh my stars 🤣🤣🤣

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 168 · 2026-01-27

This dynamic is so fun and I love it.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thank you! Jason is the (worst) BEST mentor! Lol

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 169 · 2026-01-27

Spidey and the Rogues 🤩

I want Spidey to out-joke Joker 😭

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Oh, I would SO read a fic about that!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 172 · 2026-01-27

That escalated quickly XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 173 · 2026-01-27

So perfect 🤣

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 177 · 2026-01-27

Awww 🥰

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 183 · 2026-01-27

Yes it can XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 184 · 2026-01-27

You know, I'm almost convinced he's doing it on purpose at this point... XD

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Lol, he's just so far into denial at this point 😂

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 185 · 2026-01-27

XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 188 · 2026-01-27

This is such a great ship, I love it.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Thanks! I feel like they would work well together!

I also feel like when he came back from the pits, before he was willing to talk to the bats, he prob bunked with some of the rogues for a while? And at one point he was staying with Two-Face, and Duela and him bonded?

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

Oh I love that 😍

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 189 · 2026-01-27

Batie Wackies 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Yep! Damian is sassy boi!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 190 · 2026-01-27

Oh my stars XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 191 · 2026-01-27

DREAMING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT WE COULD BEEEEE

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

~BABY, I'VE BEEN LOVING PLAYING HARD~

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-27

You do not know the lyrics to this song, but that's okay 😂

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

I do know the lyrics! I just know the BETTER VERSION of them! 😂

Arukir via AO3 2026-01-28

😂

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 192 · 2026-01-27

So Jason and Duela are just on-again off-again, huh? Fits them, actually.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

Yeah, kinda? Or maybe they just broke up once?

This IS a bit outta order...

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 193 · 2026-01-27

Dick actually would look pretty good in a wedding dress, is the crazy part.

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-01-27

He DEFINITELY would!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 194 · 2026-01-27

Oh, that loveable idiot XD

RougePlot via AO3 on Chapter 2 · 2026-02-02

Knowing Peter that credit card is empty

Uhjonathan via AO3 2026-04-19

Oh, absolutely. JJ Jameson pays on the amount of times he won’t yell at Peter that day

Plantloverforlife via AO3 on Chapter 49 · 2026-02-15

I mean he already died once

Uhjonathan via AO3 2026-04-30

Exactly. What’s another?

Plantloverforlife via AO3 on Chapter 83 · 2026-02-15

No not the idea the soultion

Plantloverforlife via AO3 on Chapter 93 · 2026-02-15

Did I sit her for 1 minute to figure it out yes. Was it fun yeah

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-03-28

Lol, I'm glad you enjoyed!

Thank you for reading and commenting!

Plantloverforlife via AO3 on Chapter 99 · 2026-02-15

Ouch the will always be a corner for you to cry on

Plantloverforlife via AO3 on Chapter 174 · 2026-02-16

Mission successfully failed

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-03-28

Lol, YEP

Emi_7panda via AO3 on Chapter 45 · 2026-03-10

I think it might have flow a little better if it ended with
I will destroy the fucking universe
Then earth but love the song

Gontonyak Author via AO3 2026-03-28

I like earth better.
Thank you for the advice, tho! Very much appreciated!

Thank you for reading and commenting! I hope you enjoyed!

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 135 · 2026-04-09

Weblings is the perfect name for baby spiders 😍😍😍

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 136 · 2026-04-09

There's a rather large amount of fire in this fic... XD

🚒 🚒 🚒

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 153 · 2026-04-09

But like, he would soooo do that, lol XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 159 · 2026-04-09

Three types of relationships XD

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 162 · 2026-04-09

[Dick, smirking at Bruce, who he knew had a B: I will add onto your 'AT'... to make 'RAT'.]
— This is exactly Dick's personality, actually 🤣

Arukir via AO3 on Chapter 176 · 2026-04-09

Now You See Me was amazing.

Also, if aliens abduct Tim, I feel bad for the aliens XD

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2026-04-19

I love the muppets quote!! This is gonna be so fun 🤩

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 3 · 2026-04-19

Peter: What language are you two speaking??

Me: has it turned into a forgotten tongue?!

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 4 · 2026-04-19

Peter doesn’t pray to our lord and savior Red Hood? Rookie mistake 😞

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 5 · 2026-04-19

Literally any big family experience ever 😑

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 6 · 2026-04-19

Jason (probably) to anyone dressed up as a zombie on Halloween: My culture is not your costume

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 7 · 2026-04-19

I just know Alfred is dragging out the conversation to see how long it will take for Peter to reveal himself

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 8 · 2026-04-19

Duh, Alfred. Get with the program

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 9 · 2026-04-19

Oooo *take picture* I love supporting local sanctuaries

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 10 · 2026-04-19

The real question, Jason, is why isn’t your hand stuck in a vending machine? Huh? How about that

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 12 · 2026-04-19

Peter, your nerd is showing

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 13 · 2026-04-19

I love that Dick is an acrobat that is also careles/lacks caution in his every day activity 😂

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 14 · 2026-04-19

He was ready

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 15 · 2026-04-19

It was a a valiant effort, Damien. You’ll get ‘em next time tiger

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 16 · 2026-04-19

Well, was Tim wrong??

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 17 · 2026-04-19

The Jason and Tim beef brings me joy each and every time

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 18 · 2026-04-19

They’re just following the Bruce Wayne ditz agenda

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 19 · 2026-04-19

If he really wanted it, he would’ve gotten onto Netflix first

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 20 · 2026-04-19

And why would he want to be normal??

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 21 · 2026-04-19

Girl isn’t cut any slack. Not even by birth certificates

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 22 · 2026-04-19

Not Jason with using the literal meanings 😂

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 23 · 2026-04-19

That checks out

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 24 · 2026-04-19

I just know the minute after that wasn’t any better

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 25 · 2026-04-19

At that point, nothing else left to do but own it. You strut that runway, mama!

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 26 · 2026-04-19

The real question is, how long did it take for him to memorize it?

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 27 · 2026-04-19

I jus know Damien was asking for the sole purpose of giving Peter a heart attack

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 28 · 2026-04-19

Jason’s natural state: constantly sleep deprived

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 29 · 2026-04-19

How dare he question the sanctity of Pokémon card readings

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 30 · 2026-04-19

The chapter title is absolutely correct. I would be petrified with fear

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 31 · 2026-04-19

The French aren’t real, and France most certainly is not either. I concur

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 32 · 2026-04-19

Why not is the real question

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 33 · 2026-04-20

Peter when someone asks him why he can’t remember his own name: oh, I remember now: I’m trying to save the world from annihilation!

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 34 · 2026-04-20

Jason’s a hater of joy. Checks out

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 35 · 2026-04-20

They just wanted bonding time!

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 36 · 2026-04-20

Wonder why that might be??

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 37 · 2026-04-20

The rivalry continues ✨with puns✨

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 38 · 2026-04-20

Yeah, that might take a while. Better grab the lawn chairs!

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 40 · 2026-04-30

Does Alfred know British people aren’t real?

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 41 · 2026-04-30

Doesn’t everyone in Gotham?

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 42 · 2026-04-30

Real, Jason 😔

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 43 · 2026-04-30

Close enough

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 44 · 2026-04-30

Indeed they do. Clock it

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 45 · 2026-04-30

Ah, yes. I too loved that lullaby as a kid 😍

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 46 · 2026-04-30

Well, in their defense, it kinda does 🤷‍♂️

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 48 · 2026-04-30

Everyone’s an enemy

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 51 · 2026-04-30

Yeah, Tim. You can hold it 🙄

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 52 · 2026-04-30

I think that theory should be tested. Who wants to go first?

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 53 · 2026-04-30

Wake up papi, it’s time to live

Uhjonathan via AO3 on Chapter 54 · 2026-04-30

He wasn’t wrong!

Natrianka via AO3 on Chapter 1 · 2026-08-29

Someone madea tiktok from your book that could be taken as not good I think?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8FBMyNr/

If you dont want to copy link check 1missmab0n profile there. I think you should know about this

Ohmydaysbruhz via AO3 on Chapter 14 · 2026-09-16

I see that marauders reference. And oh my days i genuinely cant with how theres 197 chapters and 9k words. 🫣

Giulia (Dietcokeluvrr) via AO3 on Chapter 2 · 2026-10-02

Who’s here from Tiktok

Ilovecats124788 via AO3 2026-10-18

ME LMAO

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